Cold Ale - The Blokes' Thread!

[Nightshade]

Just curious - as I've never even looked - how many male posters are there in the coffee thread?

Quite alot originaly after the first 9 months or so they whittled down to the occasional drop in. Basically the women perfected a way to scare off the men, and return to the subject with sufficent frequency that they dont come back too often.

[Niamh]

I wasnt taking it as offensive, hence the smilies. I was just being my usual smart arsed self is all!
And we have the odd one... they usually come in with wigs on.
And i was only pointing out that i do come in here anyway. Never said that you lot werent well behaved or anything hence the as i do everywhere else bit. but if i do feel like posting something i'm going to.
And i agree you have a good thread going here. It wouldnt have been made thread of the month if you didnt.

[Nightshade]

ehhh I knew I needed to pay more attention to the newsletter...

[Niamh]

Quite alot originaly after the first 9 months or so they whittled down to the occasional drop in. Basically the women perfected a way to scare off the men, and return to the subject with sufficent frequency that they dont come back too often.

Same way the women will eventually get bored and totter off from here too!
What you lot need to do is talk a bit more about topics women arent going to feel interested in... now we have our topics that scare men off... i'm sure you lot have more than one up your sleeves!

[Nightshade]

Though I wouldnt try the offside rule, Ive never understood why that was supposed to be complicated.

[prendrelemick]

Place is full of females again!

I blame those blasted Pankhurst gels. Should've given em a damn good spanking ! (mops sweat from brow)

[Niamh]

Place is full of females again!

I blame those blasted Pankhurst gels. Should've given em a damn good spanking ! (mops sweat from brow)

[The Atheist]

And i agree you have a good thread going here. It wouldnt have been made thread of the month if you didnt.

Good grief - I never even knew there was one.

I'm guessing this is a permanent award since I can't imagine one better!

[Virgil]

ok I have to ask... vasectomies theyre main purpose is contraseptive isnt it? or is there are medical reason for them?

You can tell a woman walked into the room. That subject is taboo among men.

[Emil Miller]

I'll go where i please Mr Bean. And if i feel like sharing something *pointless* i will. I have never once pretended to be anything other that what i am and have posted in here less than other female members of this forum.

Alright, since you insist on invading the Bloke's thread, I will ask you directly:
Have you ever worn day glo socks or brothel creepers?

[LostPrincess13]

Um, what's going on? *worried look*

*confused* And what on earth are glo socks, brothel creepers, and pankhurst gel?

And oh, Mr. Atheist, I didn't know it was supposed to hurt afterward! (My mom's a nurse, I'm used talking about this stuff)

[The Atheist]

Um, what's going on? *worried look*

No cause for alarm!

*confused* And what on earth are glo socks, brothel creepers, and pankhurst gel?

#1 - really bright socks
#2 - soft shoe from the 1950s and '70s (equally-hideous as the socks)
#3 - refers to Pankhurst Girls [Gels/Gals] and named for Emily Pankhurst, notorious & dastardly suffragette from a century ago.

And oh, Mr. Atheist, I didn't know it was supposed to hurt afterward! (My mom's a nurse, I'm used talking about this stuff)

No, I didn't know it hurt afterwards either! I'll know next time, though.

[prendrelemick]

Alright, since you insist on invading the Bloke's thread, I will ask you directly:
Have you ever worn day glo socks or brothel creepers?

I see the young lady more of a, stout pair of brogues and support stocking, kind of person.

[Niamh]

Good grief - I never even knew there was one.

I'm guessing this is a permanent award since I can't imagine one better!

Its in the Newsletter. Its the May Thread of The Month.

Alright, since you insist on invading the Bloke's thread, I will ask you directly:
Have you ever worn day glo socks or brothel creepers?

I grew up in the 80's and 90's... of course i wore bright horrendous socks!
Never heard of those shoes mind... before my time!

I see the young lady more of a, stout pair of brogues and support stocking, kind of person.

[Nightshade]

You can tell a woman walked into the room. That subject is taboo among men.

umm virgil I will not repeat the earlier comment except to say Bless you! I didn't start it and am fairly certain all these good blokes are men>

Being a men's thread, this might be appropriate - I had a vasectomy last week, and I found it something that hardly ever gets talked about, so I've written a report on the process that some may find interesting.

In furtherance to the debate, here are a couple of personal observations

1. After the OP, to cough is to know pain!
2. Conjugal relations with the wife greatly increased in frequency and quality.
3. You can expect some sniggering from your mates, who often confuse the the procedure with that of castration.

I took my father to get his done. Coincidentally I also drove my step brother (step father's son) to get his done three days before that.

Needless to say the car rides home were a bit awkward. Though the image of my step brother sitting on the couch in his shorts with a stiff drink in his hand and a bag of frozen peas between his legs was priceless.