Cold Ale - The Blokes' Thread!

[prendrelemick]

So thats why Prince Rainier often wore a tired smile.

[Emil Miller]

So thats why Prince Rainier often wore a tired smile.

Yeah, but by the time he got there he was standing at the head of a long line of tired smilers.

[prendrelemick]

A bit strong to call her a s**t though, she was just a very giving person.
Like mother Teresa, only in a different field.

[Virgil]

I don't know Loki, that's just too classy for a thread like this. I was thinking more along the lines of this:

[Stargazer86]

Those chicks have no asses! C'mon, let's see some curve
holy crap, that one on the left is pretty beefy

[Emil Miller]

Now be fair Virgil, are they the sort of females to attract a G&T and Pimms drinker like Lokasenna? They're more likely to attract the Newcastle brown ale and pork scratchings type.

[skib]

Looks good to me Virgil. Actually, looks great to me.

[kevinthediltz]

Are these girls afraid of food?

[Stargazer86]

Are these girls afraid of food?

Not the beefy one on the left. She likes protein shakes and raw egg yolks

[skib]

Not the beefy one on the left. She likes protein shakes and raw egg yolks

She puts me to shame . . .

[BienvenuJDC]

Not the beefy one on the left. She likes protein shakes and raw egg yolks

Stargazer...we aren't fond of the one on the left are we?

[Virgil]

Haha, I don't really see anyone that's beefy to me. Perhaps I just have low standards.

[Stargazer86]

Stargazer...we aren't fond of the one on the left are we?

She just stands out the most...seriously..OMG she's really buff!! impressive but odd looking on a woman (in my opinion). I had a baby recently and am not in the shape I was once in. I admit, I'm a little bitter. But its just so easy to make fun of these broads!

Um...*adjusts moustache and cap and hopes no one noticed my womanly slip up*

[BienvenuJDC]

She just stands out the most...seriously..OMG she's really buff!! impressive but odd looking on a woman (in my opinion). I had a baby recently and am not in the shape I was once in. I admit, I'm a little bitter. But its just so easy to make fun of these broads!

Um...*adjusts mustache and cap and hopes no one noticed my womanly slip up*

Well...you look FINE for one of the guys...I hope that no one saw me checking out the GUY with the mustache and the cap...your mustache doesn't match your beautiful red hair......I mean your scruffy red hair...

[prendrelemick]

Now be fair Virgil, are they the sort of females to attract a G&T and Pimms drinker like Lokasenna? They're more likely to attract the Newcastle brown ale and pork scratchings type.

Listen after 3 pints of Newkie Brown, Nora Batty starts to look attractive.