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    Quote Originally Posted by The Atheist View Post

    Seconded!

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    Quote Originally Posted by The Atheist View Post
    :You must have the wrong club - the television won't be in until the Ashes start.
    nice!
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    Ashes? Meh!
    Stick on some real sport. Rugby!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Niamh View Post
    Ashes? Meh!
    Stick on some real sport. Rugby!
    The woman talks sense.


    The ashes is a real problem for all scotsmen - we have basically 2 choices neither of which are too appealing. we can either:

    a) Support the English (yeah, like thats gonna happen.....)

    or

    b) Support a bunch of convicts



    Then of course we remember it is cricket which is a silly game and change the channel to rugby or fitba'
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    Quote Originally Posted by Niamh View Post
    Ashes? Meh!
    Stick on some real sport. Rugby!
    Whoa. "Real" sport?

    You mean that game where 15 blokes run around the paddock, not having a clue what's going on, or who has the ball because the rules are utterly incomprehensible and even the ref just guesses most of the time?

    That game where half of all the world cup finals to date have been completed without a single try being scored?

    The game where one team can put together brilliant move after brilliant move, driving possession downfield to score 5 points, then 3 minutes later, watch the opposition score three after being penalised because the tighthead prop put his hand on the ground?

    The game which still bans padding in its rules, but has 100% of its international players wearing padding?

    Is that the one? I've played that once or twice.



    Quote Originally Posted by kilted exile View Post
    The ashes is a real problem for all scotsmen - we have basically 2 choices neither of which are too appealing. we can either:

    a) Support the English (yeah, like thats gonna happen.....)

    or

    b) Support a bunch of convicts
    How could you not side with the Aussies? Jeez, they're your spirit brothers!

    Check it out:

    Hate England with a passion.

    Prefer beating England to any other team on the planet.

    Drink lots of alcohol.

    Love fighting.

    Hell, most Aussies are Scottish!

    Quote Originally Posted by kilted exile View Post
    Then of course we remember it is cricket which is a silly game and change the channel to rugby or fitba'
    I believe Association Football has been permitted here from time to time. Some years back, one of the footmen's grandsons was competing in quite a large competition. Played just over the other side of London, in Wembley, as it happens. Mid May, I think it was. No idea what it was all about, but an awful lot of people seemed very happy that young Southall's team won.

    I'm sure Parker won ten pounds from some bookmaker at the time.
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    Let us not argue over the relative merits of Rugby ,Association Football or Cricket, which mean little to our transatlantic cousins, and concentrate on the two greatest sports that encompass both sides of the Atlantic and the Pacific;namely, tennis and golf; which happen to be my own preferred sporting endeavours. I would suggest that the club installs television for the American PGA/Open and Ryder Cup tournaments and also the Wimbledon grass court championships.

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    Is golf really a sport? I never knew that . . .
    How about the western sport of rodeo? THAT is a man's game.

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    Golf? might as well be discussing Cricket.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Niamh View Post
    Golf? might as well be discussing Cricket.
    Yay golf! Let us go watch the grass grow.

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    Chaps! Come on! In our world, every day is the Oxbridge boat race - that surely is our sport!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Brian Bean View Post
    I would suggest that the club installs television for the American PGA/Open and Ryder Cup tournaments and also the Wimbledon grass court championships.
    Sounds entirely reasonable!

    Not to mention the Open Championship, often mistakenly referred to as "The British Open".

    Quote Originally Posted by skib View Post
    Is golf really a sport? I never knew that . . .
    How about the western sport of rodeo? THAT is a man's game.
    Western? The Welsh do rodeo?
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    Quote Originally Posted by The Atheist View Post

    Western? The Welsh do rodeo?
    Apologies- AMERICAN sport . . .

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    Quote Originally Posted by skib View Post
    Yay golf! Let us go watch the grass grow.
    It would be more interesting if there were zombies (beside the players, I mean) on the golf course, or dinosaurs. Perhaps in an ideal world.

    What about boxing, rugby (mentioned already), full contact martial arts, and ice hockey?

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    Anything that dishes out a good bruising and a few broken bones works for me. I enjoy the UFC quite a bit, but boxing will work.
    I think someone should be shooting paintballs at the golfers.

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    Quote Originally Posted by prendrelemick View Post
    Womens' areas! That would be the kitchen I presume
    Where else?

    Why do women have smaller feet?

    So they can stand closer to the sink.
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