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    Or men peeing outside like they're supposed to.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Virgil View Post
    Women cleaning ladies.
    !!!!!........ I am peeing my pants!
    "It's so mysterious, the land of tears."

    Chapter 7, The Little Prince ~ Antoine de Saint-Exupéry

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    Quote Originally Posted by Brian Bean View Post
    Hammers are of limited interest to most people, even men, can't we get back to the booze and women ? The two most important things in a man's life.
    I dunno . . . there was a point where my hammer was my livelihood.
    14 oz Titanium Stilletto, and it cost me a pretty penny.

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    Quote Originally Posted by skib View Post
    I dunno . . . there was a point where my hammer was my livelihood.
    14 oz Titanium Stilletto, and it cost me a pretty penny.
    Isn't it interesting that your hammer is named after a woman's shoe...
    I'm weary with right-angles, abbreviated daylight,
    Waiting for a winter to be done.
    Why do I still see you in every mirrored window,
    In all that I could never overcome?

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    Hmm . . . which came first, the hammer or the shoe?

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    Quote Originally Posted by skib View Post
    Hmm . . . which came first, the hammer or the shoe?
    This is a stilletto
    I'm weary with right-angles, abbreviated daylight,
    Waiting for a winter to be done.
    Why do I still see you in every mirrored window,
    In all that I could never overcome?

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    It's still a bloody shoe, however you look at it, it just doesn't function well as one. A hammer does its job well though.

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    Quote Originally Posted by *Classic*Charm* View Post
    This is a stilletto
    *Classic*, do you remember the song.....

    "These stilettos are made for walking and that's just what they'll do; one of these days these stilettos will walk all over you!"

    ...or was it boots???
    "It's so mysterious, the land of tears."

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    boots. I don't think a woman in stillettos could move fast enough to do it. ...unless you're the sort of person that keeps tripping over when zombies are chasing after you.

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    I would really rather nobody walked on me at all, especially if there's zombies about!

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    I just meant boots are made for walking, not stilettos. It's easy to run away from people who are wearing stilettos if you are not, unless you're drunk, or keep tripping over.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Silas Thorne View Post
    boots. I don't think a woman in stillettos could move fast enough to do it. ...unless you're the sort of person that keeps tripping over when zombies are chasing after you.
    It was Boots, Janine.

    HA! Come on Silas, are you telling me you've never seen a woman run in stillettos? I can run in stellettos and manage to stay on my feet!
    I'm weary with right-angles, abbreviated daylight,
    Waiting for a winter to be done.
    Why do I still see you in every mirrored window,
    In all that I could never overcome?

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    can you run on cobblestones, or bumpy ground, though? You'll break off the heels.

    A hammer is has that manly sense of functionality and goodness about it. Rugged and does the job well.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Silas Thorne View Post
    can you run on cobblestones, or bumpy ground, though? You'll break off the heels.

    A hammer is has that manly sense of functionality and goodness about it. Rugged and does the job well.

    The first time I wore heels, I ended up walking the cobble streets of Old Quebec city for three hours. No broken heels!



    And let's face it, Silas, as functional as it may be, there's just nothing attractive about your hammer
    I'm weary with right-angles, abbreviated daylight,
    Waiting for a winter to be done.
    Why do I still see you in every mirrored window,
    In all that I could never overcome?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Silas Thorne View Post
    can you run on cobblestones, or bumpy ground, though? You'll break off the heels.

    A hammer is has that manly sense of functionality and goodness about it. Rugged and does the job well.
    Personally I prefer a nice manly screwdriver.
    "It's so mysterious, the land of tears."

    Chapter 7, The Little Prince ~ Antoine de Saint-Exupéry

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