Or men peeing outside like they're supposed to.
Or men peeing outside like they're supposed to.
Hmm . . . which came first, the hammer or the shoe?![]()
It's still a bloody shoe, however you look at it, it just doesn't function well as one. A hammer does its job well though.![]()
"It's so mysterious, the land of tears."
Chapter 7, The Little Prince ~ Antoine de Saint-Exupéry
boots. I don't think a woman in stillettos could move fast enough to do it....unless you're the sort of person that keeps tripping over when zombies are chasing after you.
I would really rather nobody walked on me at all, especially if there's zombies about!
I just meant boots are made for walking, not stilettos.It's easy to run away from people who are wearing stilettos if you are not, unless you're drunk, or keep tripping over.
I'm weary with right-angles, abbreviated daylight,
Waiting for a winter to be done.
Why do I still see you in every mirrored window,
In all that I could never overcome?
can you run on cobblestones, or bumpy ground, though?You'll break off the heels.
A hammer is has that manly sense of functionality and goodness about it. Rugged and does the job well.![]()
I'm weary with right-angles, abbreviated daylight,
Waiting for a winter to be done.
Why do I still see you in every mirrored window,
In all that I could never overcome?