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    Incredible wit...

    If something is INcorrect...and that means that it is NOT correct, then if something is INcredible...does that mean that it is NOT credible?
    Les Miserables,
    Volume 1, Fifth Book, Chapter 3
    Remember this, my friends: there are no such things as bad plants or bad men. There are only bad cultivators.

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    Quote Originally Posted by BienvenuJDC View Post
    Incredible wit...

    If something is INcorrect...and that means that it is NOT correct, then if something is INcredible...does that mean that it is NOT credible?
    possibly.

    Why is are water and the sky all blue? How is that possible? Is it for the same reason?
    "The important thing is not to stop questioning. Curiosity has its' own reason for existing." ~ Albert Einstein
    "Remember, no matter where you go, there you are." Buckaroo Bonzai
    "Some people say I done alright for a girl." Melanie Safka

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    The sky is blue because the atmosphere happens to refract blue from us to see...unless it is coming at us from a greater angle (morn...eve)...the water is a reflection of the sky...

    Where is the end of the rainbow?
    Les Miserables,
    Volume 1, Fifth Book, Chapter 3
    Remember this, my friends: there are no such things as bad plants or bad men. There are only bad cultivators.

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    End of a rainbow is where, where is a treasure at the end of the rainbow

    Why is Black colour black???
    -The devil can cite Scripture for his purpose.
    --------William Shakespeare
    -The god's paths are wayward.
    - My english is bad and I know it. Sorry.

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    Black is not color...but the absence of color...it is the absence of light...which is the spectrum of all colors

    Why do I get encyclopedic about these things?
    Les Miserables,
    Volume 1, Fifth Book, Chapter 3
    Remember this, my friends: there are no such things as bad plants or bad men. There are only bad cultivators.

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    Knowledge is power.

    Why does fire burn?
    Some of us laugh
    Some of us cry
    Some of us smoke
    Some of us lie
    But it's all just the way
    that we cope with our lives...

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    Because the dragon's breath is so hot...burning hot

    Who is the King of England?

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    The Queen's husband

    Do they have a 4th of July in England?
    Les Miserables,
    Volume 1, Fifth Book, Chapter 3
    Remember this, my friends: there are no such things as bad plants or bad men. There are only bad cultivators.

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    Yes, it is around the 4th of July.

    Talking about "in" as prefix for a negative meaning, what negative meaning it gives to the word "intruder"?
    Love doesn't make the world go round,
    love is what makes the ride worthwhile.

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    It means,"Its not true, duh "


    Why do cats purr

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    They have little maracas in their throats (it's ok, they don't hurt) that start to shake when the cat is content.



    Why do some people tap their foot when they're impatient?
    Then she would run until morning to ease the ache; swifter than rain, swift as loss, racing to catch up with the time when she had known nothing at all but the sweetness of being herself.

    -- Peter S. Beagle, The Last Unicorn

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    'Im' (as in imperfect) must mean NOT...so Impatient, must mean...NOT patient.... If you're not a patient, that must mean that you're healthy. If you're healthy, it's a toe tapping happy time.

    Why do people park on a driveway and drive on a parkway?
    Les Miserables,
    Volume 1, Fifth Book, Chapter 3
    Remember this, my friends: there are no such things as bad plants or bad men. There are only bad cultivators.

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    because car drivers are (like Mary) quite contrary


    If con means "against". (as in pros and cons) do content people hate camping

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    Because they're too tense to bring two tents.

    Why is red not blue?
    “Oh crap”
    -- Hellboy

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    because blue was already taken.

    Why does it snow?
    "All gods are homemade, and it is we who pull their strings, and so, give them the power to pull ours." -Aldous Huxley

    "Sooner murder an infant in its cradle than nurse unacted desires." -William Blake

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