We talk about boobs and hammers. But the women couldnt resist joining us. Tired of talking about purses it seems...
We talk about boobs and hammers. But the women couldnt resist joining us. Tired of talking about purses it seems...
Everyone knows what's in room 101.
Everything becomes irrelevant, when the sky tears open.
"Hey Kevin." "What?" "Theres a ditch there." "Sh*t!"
Mono - BRAVO!!!
Atheist - agree on the beer, 45 angle rule was somehow forgotten
Some of you remember Denise Richards in early days? Or hate hairs in nose (I cried yesterday because of it)?
Smile and eyes are top; boobs and *** will be ruined after first child or after hard break up
Pilsner, wheat/white beer or black beer? What do you prefer?
P.S. Bud and something from Australia (Forest ?)- only two outside from Europe I tried and also two worst beers I ever tried.
At thunder and tempest, At the world's coldheartedness,
During times of heavy loss And when you're sad
The greatest art on earth Is to seem uncomplicatedly gay.
To get things clear, they have to firstly be very unclear. But if you get them too quickly, you probably got them wrong.
If you need me urgent, send me a PM
Well...I don't have any boobs yet, but as I guess as I get older, I'll have to get me one of Kramer's Bro contraptions (Seinfeld episode). But I do work in the construction field...that's where we hoot and holler...and make cat calls...right?Originally Posted by kevinthediltz
Les Miserables,
Volume 1, Fifth Book, Chapter 3
Remember this, my friends: there are no such things as bad plants or bad men. There are only bad cultivators.
The construction site is where we create all our philosophy.
Everyone knows what's in room 101.
Everything becomes irrelevant, when the sky tears open.
"Hey Kevin." "What?" "Theres a ditch there." "Sh*t!"
Fosters? Does it come in a dark blue can? They can't be worse than Stella Atois (sp?)
Pilsner, wheat/white beer or black beer? What do you prefer?
P.S. Bud and something from Australia (Forest ?)- only two outside from Europe I tried and also two worst beers I ever tried.
Hey guys,
I'm loving all the wonderful topics that this thread addresses: beer, chicks, poetry, beer, chicks, beer. . . But something was missing (to me at least): fish. Do any of you all go fishing? If so, I can' think of a better place than here to tell your "big fish" stories.
When I'm not at work, I'll post a picture of a beautiful brook trout (speckled trout, for the Canucks here) that I have mounted to the wall of my reading room.
“Oh crap”
-- Hellboy
P.S. Bud and something from Australia (Forest ?)- only two outside from Europe I tried and also two worst beers I ever tried.Yeah i reckon hes on about Fosters. Possibly the rankest beer on the planet.
You forgot the R in Artois. And its not that bad...
*spots an Erdinger Weiss, grabs it, and sneaks out of "the blokes thread" and heads for "Who wants a Beer!"*
"Come away O human child!To the waters of the wild, With a faery hand in hand, For the worlds more full of weeping than you can understand."
W.B.Yeats
"If it looks like a Dwarf and smells like a Dwarf, then it's probably a Dwarf (or a latrine wearing dungarees)"
Artemins Fowl and the Lost Colony by Eoin Colfer
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Nose hair!
That's another of the things which prove that god is really a woman. I mean, childbirth, periods, bah - they're nothing; women would give up if they had to go through what we men do.
Shhh - we don't want the young fellas to get the right idea.Smile and eyes are top; boobs and *** will be ruined after first child or after hard break up
P.S. Bud and something from Australia (Forest ?)- only two outside from Europe I tried and also two worst beers I ever tried.It would definitely be Fosters, because that is the second-worst beer in the world.
Just behind Budweiser as the worst.
Fishing? You bet.Hey guys,
I'm loving all the wonderful topics that this thread addresses: beer, chicks, poetry, beer, chicks, beer. . . But something was missing (to me at least): fish. Do any of you all go fishing? If so, I can' think of a better place than here to tell your "big fish" stories.
When I'm not at work, I'll post a picture of a beautiful brook trout (speckled trout, for the Canucks here) that I have mounted to the wall of my reading room.
I dunno about that stuff you catch in rivers & lakes though - fishing is what we do in the sea and I don't think the excuse that the sea is 8000 miles away is much of an excuse.
This is just my daughter's best catch from a while back:
Go to work, get married, have some kids, pay your taxes, pay your bills, watch your tv, follow fashion, act normal, obey the law and repeat after me: "I am free."
Anon
In response to the aforementioned female tennis players, Ana Ivanovic (the third one) is by far the most attractive. Brunettes.
Are men obsessed with beer or something? I'd take straight whiskey over it any day.
I'm losing all those stupid games
That I swore I'd never play
Yes it is in a dark blue can and tastes absolutely dreadful but because it is weak and cheaper than many other beers, it is popular with teenagers. One must be carefull in pubs when talking about beers though because it could cause trouble. I went into a pub and asked for a pint of lager. The barman asked if I wanted Fosters and I said "That's only for women and children" and ordered something else. When the barman asked a guy standing next to me what he wanted, he replied "Fosters."
Stella Artois is a better drink but no match for Leffe Blonde which is the best lager in the world and rather expensive.
You must remember that we do not have the Reinheitsgebot in the UK, so most German lagers are made here under licence and bear no relation to the original German beers.
Stella Artois makes me want to kill myself. I do not mind some Fosters, though. There are a lot of American beers that can compete with both of those on the 'nasty' scale.
I prefer the Vermont beer Magic Hat Number 9
EDIT: but then again, I'm American, what do I know
Last edited by Mathor; 04-13-2009 at 02:59 PM.
I'm losing all those stupid games
That I swore I'd never play
I admit that I haven't had Stella Artois for some time so perhaps it has deteriorated in the interim. There are a number of American beers other than Budweiser available in the UK such as Coors and Miller Light but they are all pretty tasteless, as are the majority of British lagers. There is one really powerfull British lager called Tennants Super which does live up to its name but is very strong and, as far as I know, cannot be bought in pubs but is sold in tins. Americans and others coming to these shores are often puzzled by English Ale, colloquially known as bitter, and is completely different from lager and drunk by a large part of the male drinking public. It is, in my view, a much tatstier beer than lager and is also cheaper. The one drawback is the calorie count which means an increase in weight greater than that for lager drinkers. I like it but for visiting foreigners it is an acquired taste, I heard one German describe it as like drinking diesel oil.
No, I don't have to ask; and I am quite familar with men's ways, thank you! And now, I see a lot of women invaders to this thread....it's getting more posts than any other threads, I noticed...quite the place to hang out these days....If you have to ask, you're not too familiar with men.
....and Mono, I loved your poem!
hahaah...is that a play on words, Virgil? Like I don't know by now how you think.This thread is a ball of laughs.
"It's so mysterious, the land of tears."
Chapter 7, The Little Prince ~ Antoine de Saint-Exupéry
Play on words...you ought to check out the Thread about clothing...would that be a Thread of threads?
Les Miserables,
Volume 1, Fifth Book, Chapter 3
Remember this, my friends: there are no such things as bad plants or bad men. There are only bad cultivators.
I'm with you, Mathor! Jack me! Or Jim me. Or Knob me. **** it. Just whiskey me.
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