Easy. The PAM got trapped in a cellar for centuries and by the time it was opened, all that was left was the door, which had long fallen into the crumbling aperture, fouled by death and an eerie silence that seemed to be telling all visitors to get lost on Earth, or lose themselves somewhere else.
Wish hard enough, I could turn it to what I like.
Fall Out Boy, "Tiffany Blews."
The sudden demise of RoCKiTcZa was puzzling the local Police for weeks but the case has finally been solved and closed but it comes with a warning for us all.
RoCKiTcZa was one of the thousands of kids, the Police Chief of that town stated, who would like to call themselves Emo and fashion their long hair over their faces as "Emo Rule Book" demands, which was rather unfortunate for this young girl. Having rather long and thick hair, RoCKiTcZa was unable to breathe properly under her long tresses which was blocking her air passages and was suffocated while listening to Emo music on her Ipod.
Her family decided to donate her hair to Locks of Love to keep her memory and beautiful hair alive.
She will be missed and it is feared that her sudden demise will cause further depression within the Emo community world wide.
~
"It is not that I am mad; it is only that my head is different from yours.”
~
Dear members of Lit-net.
It is my sad duty to announce that our beloved moderator Scheherazade succumbed to the lethal disease known as the mod-flu. The source of this new mod- flu is not known, but it is suspected that it might be a modified strain of the infamous witch-flu. The disease and the reason why and how witch-flu might have possibly combined with mod-flu are being surveyed.
My condolences to the family of the diseased.
If you believe even a half of this post, you are severely mistaken.
05-02-2009 03:17 AM
breaking news!!!
Taliesin is attacked by crows!!!
on saturday the second, Taliesin was murderd by crows. he was posting the tragic death of a fellow lit-netter, when sixty-three million, nine hundred fifty-two thousand, eight hundred forty-one zombified crows sudennly swarmed him... no one knows why the did it, but there is reason to believe the one responsible for this is squawks the crow.. a reward of $4,000,000,000,000.92 is posted for the capture of squawks. he is wanted DEAD OR ALIVE..here is a recent photo of squawks...
HAX Energy Soda....
you only WISH you were aweome enough to drink it.
Jekan was walking in the woods one day when he was attacked by a big white fox which bit his nose, making it all red and swollen. After a few minutes, it burst together with some nano explosives implanted on it. There was a horrifying boom as pieces of Jekan's poor body was blown up into smithereens.
Vanitas vanitatum, dixit Ecclesiastes, vanitas vanitatum, et omnia vanitas.
Yo sé quién soy, y sé que puedo ser no sólo los que he dicho. - Don Quixote
The person couldn't remember his siggy, and died, confused!
People laugh at me 'coz they think I'm a fool...I smile because I made someone laugh
Nikhar Agrawal
Nikhar was born with an unfortunate condition that caused him to age backwards. He died quietly in the arms of his former lover, in the guise of an infant.
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"Personal note: When I was a little kid my mother told me not to stare into the sun. So once when I was six, I did. At first the brightness was overwhelming, but I had seen that before. I kept looking, forcing myself not to blink, and then the brightness began to dissolve. My pupils shrunk to pinholes and everything came into focus and for a moment I understood. The doctors didn't know if my eyes would ever heal."
-Pi
JuniperWoolf was unfortunately trapped in her own portrait frozen in time for an eternity. The most unfortunate part of her untimely death was that she never reached 100 posts. (If you're reading this later...assume that her posts meter still reads 99...)
Les Miserables,
Volume 1, Fifth Book, Chapter 3
Remember this, my friends: there are no such things as bad plants or bad men. There are only bad cultivators.
BienvenuJDC was found dead in a public garden--killed, to be exact. Someone told the police that he was actually there when it all happened: he was sitting on the grass reading a book in peace, when all of a sudden a flying knife found its way - by chance - to his chest and he dropped right there and then. The knife seems to be thin and somewhat longer than usual, with the letters MON carved on the blade.
If anyone asked, I was with you, searching for my lost... umm... tool >.>;
When life gets hard... Laugh!
You know...if he'd just watched the Incredibles, he would have known the dangers of super heroes wearing capes.Originally Posted by Scheherazade
Les Miserables,
Volume 1, Fifth Book, Chapter 3
Remember this, my friends: there are no such things as bad plants or bad men. There are only bad cultivators.
bump...
Monamy should have known better than wearing loose capes... On a particularly windy day, his cape wrapped around his neck, suffocating him slowly.
Monamy, who was too busy looking invincible with his arms crossed over his chest, refused to change his pose to unwrap his cape.
He will be sorely missed by the cape wearing invincible crowd.
~
"It is not that I am mad; it is only that my head is different from yours.”
~
Sadly, Scher left the bound of this earthly plane today. In her mad obsession to make a house out of classroom chalk she was starting on the second floor bathroom when it all came tumbling down, the headlines read "Teacher Crushed by Chalk". Minutes before the crash a passerby heard her exclaim "Where'd I put those pastels"
Do, or do not. There is no try. - Yoda
It has been unfortunate that papayahed was lost in a snow drift...it will be uncertain what happened until the spring thaw...
Les Miserables,
Volume 1, Fifth Book, Chapter 3
Remember this, my friends: there are no such things as bad plants or bad men. There are only bad cultivators.
BienvenuJDC, a former war cargo pilot, was stunned yesterday morning after seeing a terrible inscription on his bedroom wall saying that he must return to his former job. He suffered a nervous breakdown after hearing his old boss on his private telephone later that morning and was urgently transported to a local hospital. "He state was quite bad," explains the doctor, a 56-year old specialist on ergophobia. After regaining conciousness, Bienvenu returned home and upon doing so, immediately started washing his walls in hopes of erasing any traces of the cursed inscription. Further details will remain private.
Dr Jekyll reporting for BBC
"I should like to know what people fear the most: whatever is contrary to their usual habits, I imagine." -Fyodor Dostoevsky
"A book must be an ice-axe to break the seas frozen inside our soul" -Franz Kafka
Dr Jekyll, ace BBC reporter, unfortunately passed away at 12midnight in his apartment in London. The newspapers have reported that his death was caused by a venomous poison from his unusual pet, the deadly King Baboon Tarantula.
Dr Jekyll will be missed.
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