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    (funny ... the Match-Making died.)



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    Bring it back, lib!!!!

    Find me one!!!!

    ...

    Or else....
    Everyone knows what's in room 101.


    Everything becomes irrelevant, when the sky tears open.

    "Hey Kevin." "What?" "Theres a ditch there." "Sh*t!"

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    Once it died, it's good that I already have a wife!
    Here's her picture:


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    I like your wife.
    I too have a wife...
    http://www.online-literature.com/for...pictureid=3634
    Her name is consuela espanoza rodreguez
    and the slides name is sue.
    Everyone knows what's in room 101.


    Everything becomes irrelevant, when the sky tears open.

    "Hey Kevin." "What?" "Theres a ditch there." "Sh*t!"

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    Well, if you have a wife, Kevin, why did want a match? Huh? HUH? Do we have to have another poetry war? this one about infidelity and guitars?
    Then she would run until morning to ease the ache; swifter than rain, swift as loss, racing to catch up with the time when she had known nothing at all but the sweetness of being herself.

    -- Peter S. Beagle, The Last Unicorn

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    I would cheat on my guitar if I found the one I want. In fact, I would puplicly destroy my guitar with a hammer for that one special woman.
    And if you want a rematch BRING IT ON!!!!!!........ In a week because I need to go to sleep and then wake up in 2 hours and drive for 14 hours....
    Everyone knows what's in room 101.


    Everything becomes irrelevant, when the sky tears open.

    "Hey Kevin." "What?" "Theres a ditch there." "Sh*t!"

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    Quote Originally Posted by kevinthediltz View Post
    I would cheat on my guitar if I found the one I want. In fact, I would puplicly destroy my guitar with a hammer for that one special woman.
    And if you want a rematch BRING IT ON!!!!!!........ In a week because I need to go to sleep and then wake up in 2 hours and drive for 14 hours....
    hey! then you AREN'T actually MARRIED with your guitar! we're supposed to love our wives! ...

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    Ok ok. She is my secret lover. I have yet to meet my real wife.
    Everyone knows what's in room 101.


    Everything becomes irrelevant, when the sky tears open.

    "Hey Kevin." "What?" "Theres a ditch there." "Sh*t!"

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    Kevin, you are full of LIES! :O
    Then she would run until morning to ease the ache; swifter than rain, swift as loss, racing to catch up with the time when she had known nothing at all but the sweetness of being herself.

    -- Peter S. Beagle, The Last Unicorn

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    IM SORRY IM SORRY!!!!!!!!!! Ive failed you all!!!!!!
    Everyone knows what's in room 101.


    Everything becomes irrelevant, when the sky tears open.

    "Hey Kevin." "What?" "Theres a ditch there." "Sh*t!"

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    LOL s'ok. Just apologize to consuela espanoza rodreguez and sue.
    Then she would run until morning to ease the ache; swifter than rain, swift as loss, racing to catch up with the time when she had known nothing at all but the sweetness of being herself.

    -- Peter S. Beagle, The Last Unicorn

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    You're all crazy

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    Im so bad with my lovers. Sue is already mad at me because I tuned wanita back to standard and cant use her. But I cant leave them!!!!! WHY????????
    Everyone knows what's in room 101.


    Everything becomes irrelevant, when the sky tears open.

    "Hey Kevin." "What?" "Theres a ditch there." "Sh*t!"

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    Because you've all been through so much together!!!!

    Sprinks, do you have a match yet?
    Then she would run until morning to ease the ache; swifter than rain, swift as loss, racing to catch up with the time when she had known nothing at all but the sweetness of being herself.

    -- Peter S. Beagle, The Last Unicorn

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    I think I did at one point, but I think I could always do with a new one

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