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    What rises must fall down.....yes, Jekan falls down MY HILL

    Its mine now

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    I march up the hill, microphone in hand, and launch into the best stand-up comedy routine Madhuri has ever heard. Everyone in the vicinity ends up rolling all over the ground, clutching their stomachs, and I get the hill, plus a round of applause! =D

    My Hill. =)

    A bit that I wrote: Vanilla Ice Cream. Comments and critique welcomed! :-)

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    It turned out that the day Zanna decided to do her/his stand up quasi-comedy show was the day Opti wore thick ear nuffins, didn't hear a word and looked around completely puzzled thinking what on earth was everybody laughing at. When Zanna wasn't looking Opti sneaked up to the front, put the volume on blast, took the microphone off Zanna and screamed - and Opti does a pretty mean scream even without the microphone. To this day Zanna can be seen floating around space. With Zanna out of the way the hill is mine!
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    what opti didnt realize was jekan was immune to screams, and stalked his prey (opti). he pounced on opti and blew up his head.....like so.....


    my hill is bloody now...

    HAX Energy Soda....

    you only WISH you were aweome enough to drink it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by jekan blazer View Post
    what opti didnt realize was jekan was immune to screams, and stalked his prey (opti). he pounced on opti and blew up his head.....like so.....


    my hill is bloody now...
    what jekan failed to realise that Opti was a girl! *SHOCK* So he must have blown up somebody else's head cos it sure wasn't mine! Jekan - retreats when he sees Opti - thinking he had just blown her head up, 'is this Opti I see before me?'

    We can never know what to want, because living only one life we can neither compare it with our previous lives, nor perfect it in our lives to come'
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    I tell Opti that Jekan is trying to demolish her very famous palace on Mars.

    She leaves...

    Ofcourse, the hill is mine now

    MY HILL!!
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    I tell Maddie that because she stole Lote's avatar, she seems to be taking on his appearance! Now she runs off to check in the mirror, and I take the hill.

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    I tell Nik, that with that avy, he will surely not get entry in Vrindavan; a thought which he possibly cannot stand. He goes off to change his look....

    The hill is mine

    MY HILL!!
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    While floating around in space, I manage to wrangle enough junk together to make a landing pod, which is then heavy enough it gets sucked back into the atmosphere, and I'm able to pilot it right to the top of my hill!

    Maddie is so surprised and scared by the giant, heavy-looking fireball descending directly towards the hill, that she ran for the OTHER hills, lol. So, now it's just me, crawling out from my twisted and burning pile of spacejunk, to stand triumphantly on MY HILL!
    A bit that I wrote: Vanilla Ice Cream. Comments and critique welcomed! :-)

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    i take out my hydrodynamicthermonulear radiation blaster and destroy the hill....
    no one has the hill, for it is gone

    HAX Energy Soda....

    you only WISH you were aweome enough to drink it.

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    i build a new hill out of the earth and take over the hill with the arbiter... our hill

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    It is so nice of you If you can please step aside, I can take over MY Hill
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    pfft Maddie has been evicted for tresspassing, on MY hill!
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    The dragon looks through the dimensional window at that pathetic hill they fight over. Boring. He breaths fire and smoke down upon Nighty’s hill…
    Some of us laugh
    Some of us cry
    Some of us smoke
    Some of us lie
    But it's all just the way
    that we cope with our lives...

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    i pull out a atomic bomb and threaten to blow it up, unless the hill is given to me... you all agree hastily....so it is now my hill...

    HAX Energy Soda....

    you only WISH you were aweome enough to drink it.

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