From "The Fellowship Of The Ring" :
"It's mine to give to whom I will, like my pants."
Instead of "heart".
From "The Fellowship Of The Ring" :
"It's mine to give to whom I will, like my pants."
Instead of "heart".
None are more hopelessly enslaved than those who falsely believe that they are free.
-Goethe
"luke i am your pants"
I am not sure if someone did this already... I couldn't get through all the pages, but anyway:
"The best way to get rid of pants is to yield to (them)" -Oscar Wilde
and...
"My Mama always said, 'Life was like a box of pants; you never know what you're gonna get.'"
"You talkin' to pants!??"
"All gods are homemade, and it is we who pull their strings, and so, give them the power to pull ours." -Aldous Huxley
"Sooner murder an infant in its cradle than nurse unacted desires." -William Blake
From the tv series "Rome":
"Our men must win or die. Pompey's men have other pants."
Instead of "options".
None are more hopelessly enslaved than those who falsely believe that they are free.
-Goethe
"I gave vent to my pants in fearful howlings" -- Mary Shelley, FRANKENSTEIN
"All gods are homemade, and it is we who pull their strings, and so, give them the power to pull ours." -Aldous Huxley
"Sooner murder an infant in its cradle than nurse unacted desires." -William Blake
"I am the pants you killed, my friend."
Instead of "enemy" from Wilfred Owen's poem "Strange Meetings."
"The time has come," the Walrus said,
"To talk of many things:
Of shoes--and ships--and sealing-wax--
Of cabbages--and kings--
And why the sea is boiling hot--
And whether pigs have wings."
From a song by Leaves' Eyes:
"Farewell proud men, pants will guide you, may they save you, farewell proud men".
Instead of "spirits".
None are more hopelessly enslaved than those who falsely believe that they are free.
-Goethe
pants or no pants...that is the question!!!
HAX Energy Soda....
you only WISH you were aweome enough to drink it.
Smells Like Teen Pants
(Insted of Smells Like Teen Spirit...We can use songs as well,can we
?)
You forget that the kingdom of heaven suffers violence: and the kingdom of heaven is like a woman.
James Joyce
It is a fatal miscarriage, so ill to order affairs, as to pass for a fool in one company, when in another you might be treated as a philosopher. Jonathan Swift
we've got pants, yes we do! we've got pants, how about you?
PANTS REPLACES SPIRIIT
HAX Energy Soda....
you only WISH you were aweome enough to drink it.
From the mini-series "Gormenghast":
"Yes, mr.Steerpike, go to, go to. We are tired to look upon the beauty of your pants."
Instead of "belly".
None are more hopelessly enslaved than those who falsely believe that they are free.
-Goethe
hi ho, hi ho it off to pants we go...
HAX Energy Soda....
you only WISH you were aweome enough to drink it.
From "Braveheart"
"It's all for nothing if you don't have pants."
Instead of "freedom".
None are more hopelessly enslaved than those who falsely believe that they are free.
-Goethe
hahaha I like that.Originally Posted by amalia1985
here are a couple more:
"Pants will save the world." -Dostoevsky (replacing the word "beauty")
"Moisture is the essence of pants, and pants is the essence of beauty." -Zoolander (replacing wetness)
"All gods are homemade, and it is we who pull their strings, and so, give them the power to pull ours." -Aldous Huxley
"Sooner murder an infant in its cradle than nurse unacted desires." -William Blake
"all for pants and pants for all!!!"
from the three musketeers!!!
HAX Energy Soda....
you only WISH you were aweome enough to drink it.
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