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    i'll go with 1 as well
    love is like a flower; it needs warmth and light as well as some space and care in order to grow. if you take care of it it grows and blossoms and you can taste its scent and touch its velvet surface and look at its bright colours. if you don't, it dies. and of course a flower has no meaning either if you don't give it to someone or have it growing next to another one. flowers are delicate. and so is love.

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    Kilted is correct. My Star Wars collection consists of a Boba Fett pez dispenser and a small plastic Yoda that I think I got for free.

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    now then ;)
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    Ok then:

    1) I cant ride a bike
    2) I cant swim
    3) I cant drive a forklift
    There once was a scotsman named Drew
    Who put too much wine in his stew
    He felt a bit drunk
    And fell off his bunk
    And landed smack into his shoe
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    I can't drive a forklift? That's my guess.
    "The time has come," the Walrus said,
    "To talk of many things:
    Of shoes--and ships--and sealing-wax--
    Of cabbages--and kings--
    And why the sea is boiling hot--
    And whether pigs have wings."

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    I'm going to guess it's the bike.

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    swim??

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    Ok, here goes...

    1) I eat all of my solid food with chop sticks
    2) I like to go into used bookstores and smell the books. If a book smells good I will be more inclined to purchase it.
    3) I can't sleep with the door open
    "All gods are homemade, and it is we who pull their strings, and so, give them the power to pull ours." -Aldous Huxley

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    im gonna go with 3 for poetic passsion...

    and 2 for kilted!!!

    HAX Energy Soda....

    you only WISH you were aweome enough to drink it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by PoeticPassions View Post
    Ok, here goes...

    1) I eat all of my solid food with chop sticks
    2) I like to go into used bookstores and smell the books. If a book smells good I will be more inclined to purchase it.
    3) I can't sleep with the door open
    The first one is a lie?
    I sang of leaves, of leaves of gold, and leaves of gold there grew.

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    Jekan blazer... 3 was not correct (it's actually true)... pensive, you got it right... I only eat some food with chop sticks.

    you guys are now supposed to list three things...
    "All gods are homemade, and it is we who pull their strings, and so, give them the power to pull ours." -Aldous Huxley

    "Sooner murder an infant in its cradle than nurse unacted desires." -William Blake

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    Andya is correct. I lied about the forklift - I can & do drive a forklift occassionally at work (I have also driven one of those sidewalk sweepers with the circular brushes at the sides & a backhoe on occasion)

    I can not however swim (can doggy paddle though)

    I also am the only person in the world who has forgotten how to ride a bike
    There once was a scotsman named Drew
    Who put too much wine in his stew
    He felt a bit drunk
    And fell off his bunk
    And landed smack into his shoe
    ~(C) Ms Niamh Anne King

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    Quote Originally Posted by kilted exile View Post
    Andya is correct. I lied about the forklift - I can & do drive a forklift occassionally at work (I have also driven one of those sidewalk sweepers with the circular brushes at the sides & a backhoe on occasion)

    I can not however swim (can doggy paddle though)

    I also am the only person in the world who has forgotten how to ride a bike
    I was gonna say forklift!!!

    How can you forget how to ride a bike? It's just like riding a bike!!
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    revival time...


    1. i have been incarcerated

    2. i only have 2 game systems

    3. i cant gain weight, no matter how much i eat

    who knows my lie?

    HAX Energy Soda....

    you only WISH you were aweome enough to drink it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by jekan blazer View Post
    revival time...


    1. i have been incarcerated

    2. i only have 2 game systems

    3. i cant gain weight, no matter how much i eat

    who knows my lie?
    Bold = lie (I chuckled with the word "only)"

    My Three:

    1). I have been bitten by a poisonous snake
    2). I have talked about the romantic poets with a famous sitcom star.
    3). I have never sent nor received a text message.
    “Oh crap”
    -- Hellboy

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    great guess!!! you got it!!!


    ummmmmm...
    3). I have never sent nor received a text message?

    HAX Energy Soda....

    you only WISH you were aweome enough to drink it.

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