drunken sincerity

[*Classic*Charm*]

Hahaha Papaya you make me laugh. I love this drunk post idea. Ill probably use it often.

Not that I'm drunk often. I mean relatively. I'll use it often relative to how often I'm drunk. Because I have this charming habit of talking WAY too much when I'm drunk and then my friends get all kinds of information they never wanted and I never intended to give them, so here is where I will spout off embarrassingly. To people who don't know me. Yesss

Excellent idea, Islandclimber Hope you get some sleep! Hangovers suck

[islandclimber]

why the hell do we have this crazy snowfall already.. so ridiculous.. although I coudl go jump in the snow in my surf shorts.. ooooooo, i can go drive up the valley and then snowboard down it, but there isn't that much snow so it might snow/grassboarding.. and how do I get my car agaaian???? hmmm.. I need like a giant slingshot to shoot me back up the valley after to my car... I really don't want to leave it at the top of the valley..

maybe I should just stick to dancing naked in the snow behind my palce.. I am sure the other condo owners will love it!!

[islandclimber]

do you ever just feel like randomly singing along to songs you like at the top of your lungs.. last time I did that at 5am my neighbour came down to say she had to work in the morinning.. oops.. lesson learned, do not get super durnk, in a condo and sing at the top of your luungs on a monday night.. save it for friday!!! the day after the comments from all the people in the surrounding units are so great!!! hahah.. so we heard you singing gibberish last night!! hahaahha

[islandclimber]

I remember when I was 18 at University of Calgaryy, getting really drunk at the campus bar one night,, ansd then as we were leaving my friend knocked over one of those bike locking stands by accidnt i think and it landed on my foot and broke threee of my toes... and so I was pretty drunk so instead of going to the hospital I hobbled around and I think we were stopping cabs picking up people from the bar and interviewing the cab drivers on a video camera.. not sure what about tho.. I just remember after about the third cab driver trying to shut his window on my fingers, running/ hobbling away from the campus security that came to give us ****.. I think I thought it would be funny to pretend to walk into a sign and hit my head, and freak everyone out, but what was the most embarassing part was I actually didn't just pretend, I was so drunk I walked right into the sign and knocked myself flat on my back! so embarassing the next day.. and the morning hungover with a shoe full of blood haha... and I still dididn;t go tot the doctor for a month.. my big toe is still kind of funky from that. hahah.. the knuckle is like round when I bend it.. so weird..

[islandclimber]

and now it is time for me to shut up for a while... before I start saying more things I shouldn't.. ooHH I like this song!!!!! Dead Sound --- the raveonettes!!! so amazing.. isn't it strange how a song can change yaour mood completely.. like bored to whatever would be the oopposite of bored in no time at all (well like 2 or 3 seconds once you realize that a song you like is playing) .. I was kind of ambivalent in my drunkenness just a moment ago and then this song came on, and now I am a happy drunk.. time to go jump in the snow!!

[Virgil]

I've never seen this thread before. What a pisser.

[islandclimber]

WTF!!! so random.. so I am outside goofing around on the golf course behind my place.. kind of cold, you know the surf shorts and bare feet in the snow, well not the warmest appaarel in the world.. but, anyways back to the story, so all of a dudden this random bright green light flashes, lighting up the sky, and then again, and again.. I think it was like 3 or 4 times.. and I am just thinking wtf!!! lightning when it is belwo freezing?? that doesn't make sense, but I look over and the power in my condo in going on and off.. so what the heck were the green flashes?? power surges or something on the electrical box or lines or something.. I am confused..

oh, but playing in the snow half naked is amazing!!! so much fun.. and it feels so refreshing.. aaand now if i could only stopp shsivering.. everything would be perfect!!!

yay, another good song... "For a pessimist, I'm pretty optimistic"-- Paramore..

well I will be back soon.. back outside to try and catch some green lightss... maybe tis aliens hahaha

[islandclimber]

oh.. man, I think I have hypothermia now.. I can't get warm.. hahahaha.. snow is just way too much fun to play in when underdressed.. but I am determined to get warm soon, because i think it should be aboitu that hour where I pass out... no more green flashes this time either which is just incredibly boring, but oh well, it has stopped snowing now.. I still have my fire going, but I am running out of wood now, and things to drink,.. ohhhh.. so.. no.. I won't say that.. hmmm. I am at a loss for words it appaers..

[*Classic*Charm*]

I was so drunk I walked right into the sign and knocked myself flat on my back!

I did that once I was texting a friend while walking home and landed on m back. And then I tried to tell her what I did, but I texted that I had walked into a svop sein so she had no idea what I was talking about.

[islandclimber]

I did that once I was texting a friend while walking home and landed on m back. And then I tried to tell her what I did, but I texted that I had walked into a svop sein so she had no idea what I was talking about.

That is so awesome! now we both get to be embarassed haha.. sounds like you must have been a little tiny bit drunk.. walking into a stop sign and then calling it a "svop sein" hahaha..

[*Classic*Charm*]

That is so awesome! now we both get to be embarassed haha.. sounds like you must have been a little tiny bit drunk.. walking into a stop sign and then calling it a "svop sein" hahaha..

Extremely. That was a rough night.

[islandclimber]

hahaha.. i had a night where I drank far far too much.. I think it was after commencement for graduating high school.. and so we had a huge party down at the river.. and I drank way way too much and well, I was walking back from the forest from going pee and all of sudden just fell flat on my face and passed out.. so my girlfriend of the time and my friend put me in a van, and my other friend was trying to pull me out the window by my foot as he was going to float me down the river and out to my island on a raft hahaha.. so my girlfriend I guess was pulling me back into the van by my arms haha.. and I was just like so out.. I didn't wake up for like 8-10 hrs.. ahaha had a nice bruise on my face from where I fell.. ahh the joys of being 18 and drinking too much haha..

[Virgil]

I was so drunk I walked right into the sign and knocked myself flat on my back!

I've done that too, only thing I was completely sober.

[papayahed]

Whoooo Hoooo, It took me so long to find this thread I forgot the brilliance I wanted to post.

[librarius_qui]

(I never got drunk ..).

Once, a friend pulled half a bottle of wine on me, so as to win the chess matches more easily ... It makes no difference. He's much better than myself! Now, I use the strategy on him, once he .. likes to drink, and I don't.

My favourite drink is grape fanta!~
(I don't have to drink to admit that!)