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07-04-2008, 07:08 PM
#106
Ditsy Pixie
okay okay! you win! Just for you!
"Come away O human child!To the waters of the wild, With a faery hand in hand, For the worlds more full of weeping than you can understand."
W.B.Yeats
"If it looks like a Dwarf and smells like a Dwarf, then it's probably a Dwarf (or a latrine wearing dungarees)"
Artemins Fowl and the Lost Colony by Eoin Colfer
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07-04-2008, 07:14 PM
#107
Pièce de Résistance

Originally Posted by
Nightshade
On a more annoying note, I might be going on one of those![/SIZE]
What? Rollerskates or Niamh's electric wheel chair?


Originally Posted by
Niamh
okay okay! you win! Just for you!

Thank you!
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"It is not that I am mad; it is only that my head is different from yours.”
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07-04-2008, 07:14 PM
#108
Lady of Smilies

Originally Posted by
Niamh
Not any more! Ive stolen it and youll never catch me now !!! MWwwwwwahahaha *choke**cough**gasp*
Now where shall I go on my shiny new toy?
My mission in life is to make YOU smile
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07-05-2008, 12:01 PM
#109
Ditsy Pixie
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07-05-2008, 12:08 PM
#110
Pièce de Résistance
Is anyone else sensing a pattern here?
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"It is not that I am mad; it is only that my head is different from yours.”
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07-05-2008, 12:10 PM
#111
Ditsy Pixie
yes! Nightshade has revealed herself as teh litnet thief!
"Come away O human child!To the waters of the wild, With a faery hand in hand, For the worlds more full of weeping than you can understand."
W.B.Yeats
"If it looks like a Dwarf and smells like a Dwarf, then it's probably a Dwarf (or a latrine wearing dungarees)"
Artemins Fowl and the Lost Colony by Eoin Colfer
my poems-please comment Forum Rules
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07-05-2008, 12:14 PM
#112
Lady of Smilies
humm I Prefer the term the acquirer of all things smile inducing, and cataloguer archivist of all smilies (which FYI are already mine
) oh and king of the hill but thats another story!
My mission in life is to make YOU smile
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"The time has come," the Walrus said,"To talk of many things:
Forum Rules- You know you want to read 'em 
|Litnet Challange status = 5/260
|currently reading
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07-05-2008, 12:16 PM
#113
Ditsy Pixie
okay, if you are the aquirer of all smilies, explain the segway? last time i checked that wasnt a smilie.
"Come away O human child!To the waters of the wild, With a faery hand in hand, For the worlds more full of weeping than you can understand."
W.B.Yeats
"If it looks like a Dwarf and smells like a Dwarf, then it's probably a Dwarf (or a latrine wearing dungarees)"
Artemins Fowl and the Lost Colony by Eoin Colfer
my poems-please comment Forum Rules
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07-05-2008, 12:19 PM
#114
Lady of Smilies
They make me smile!
and want to do this
My mission in life is to make YOU smile
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"The time has come," the Walrus said,"To talk of many things:
Forum Rules- You know you want to read 'em 
|Litnet Challange status = 5/260
|currently reading
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07-05-2008, 12:26 PM
#115
Ditsy Pixie

Originally Posted by
Nightshade
They make me smile!

and want to do this

you stole the penguins!!!!!
"Come away O human child!To the waters of the wild, With a faery hand in hand, For the worlds more full of weeping than you can understand."
W.B.Yeats
"If it looks like a Dwarf and smells like a Dwarf, then it's probably a Dwarf (or a latrine wearing dungarees)"
Artemins Fowl and the Lost Colony by Eoin Colfer
my poems-please comment Forum Rules
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07-05-2008, 12:29 PM
#116
Lady of Smilies
Well she shouldnt have left them lying around!
My mission in life is to make YOU smile
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
"The time has come," the Walrus said,"To talk of many things:
Forum Rules- You know you want to read 'em 
|Litnet Challange status = 5/260
|currently reading
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08-01-2008, 05:19 PM
#117
Ditsy Pixie
The Secret Letter
I forgot to write this a couple of weeks ago.
Around about thursday two weeks ago, i was on a late shift in work. It was getting close to closing time and i walked into one of our shops to see how it looked.
One of the girls had been down in the kids section tidying the books when she discovered tucked behind a couple of books a letter. It was marked as "The Secret Letter" and addressed to two people. Curious, she opened the letter and read it. When i walked in she came over to a few of us laughing and handed me the letter. It was very funny indead! It started off with "hello Lily and Sam? Arent you surprised to find this! If this isnt them but some random stranger who pick up the letter and perved, hello!" the letter continued in a similar fashion and reminded me alot of Daddy Long Legs by Jean Webster. It even included pictures. Aparently she was off to france for the summer, and the friends she had left the letter for were going to spain. Accepting her geograhy wasnt very good, she decided to draw a map of where france was compared to Spain. France was below spain according to the letter. It also cantained all the fun things she was intending to do and how the legal age to buy wine in france was 16. The letter was just hilarious!
The randomness of the letter was what really made it funny. This kid could be such and entertaining writer when they grow up. I wonder if they realise it.....
Last edited by Niamh; 08-01-2008 at 05:22 PM.
"Come away O human child!To the waters of the wild, With a faery hand in hand, For the worlds more full of weeping than you can understand."
W.B.Yeats
"If it looks like a Dwarf and smells like a Dwarf, then it's probably a Dwarf (or a latrine wearing dungarees)"
Artemins Fowl and the Lost Colony by Eoin Colfer
my poems-please comment Forum Rules
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08-01-2008, 08:03 PM
#118
veni vidi vixi
Ok this happened a while ago and maybe it's only funny to me.
I was at Drama club and my drama teacher was talking. But nobody was really paying attention. Suddenly she says loudly: "To those who weren't listening, if you want to join The National Lesbian Society you have to pay 6 dollars. Raise your hand if you have the money"
Everybody gets really quiet.
Suddenly all they guys raise their hands and somebody says "I wanna be a lesbian!"
methinks she meant to said Thespian
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08-02-2008, 05:45 AM
#119
Ditsy Pixie

Originally Posted by
Bakiryu
Ok this happened a while ago and maybe it's only funny to me.
I was at Drama club and my drama teacher was talking. But nobody was really paying attention. Suddenly she says loudly: "To those who weren't listening, if you want to join The National Lesbian Society you have to pay 6 dollars. Raise your hand if you have the money"
Everybody gets really quiet.
Suddenly all they guys raise their hands and somebody says "I wanna be a lesbian!"

methinks she meant to said Thespian

"Come away O human child!To the waters of the wild, With a faery hand in hand, For the worlds more full of weeping than you can understand."
W.B.Yeats
"If it looks like a Dwarf and smells like a Dwarf, then it's probably a Dwarf (or a latrine wearing dungarees)"
Artemins Fowl and the Lost Colony by Eoin Colfer
my poems-please comment Forum Rules
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08-02-2008, 11:11 AM
#120
What is happenning around here?It seems as if we are in a pandemonium!
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