The PAM uses bacon grease as hair gel.
The PAM uses bacon grease as hair gel.
Do, or do not. There is no try. - Yoda
the PAM "meant to do that"... *looks around nervously to see if anyone else saw this flagrant crime*
the PAM has a collection of scabs that he keeps in a mason jar on the counter.
"...if you weren't smart enough to get a pedophile in a dress to put a small amount of water on the child’s forehead, then what the eff did you think was going to happen?
The PAM has a coat she made out of discarded hair weaves she found in the dumpster behind the discount beauty parlor.
Do, or do not. There is no try. - Yoda
the PAM hangs out at the discount beauty parlor because she likes the smell of burnt hair and permanents.
"...if you weren't smart enough to get a pedophile in a dress to put a small amount of water on the child’s forehead, then what the eff did you think was going to happen?
the pam swims in the sewers cuz she likes that unique smell..
The PAM eats candles and lights them up to get that desired "flavor!"
Wish hard enough, I could turn it to what I like.
Fall Out Boy, "Tiffany Blews."
The PAM puts ketchup on her goldfish sandwiches.
Last edited by papayahed; 03-30-2008 at 09:09 AM.
Do, or do not. There is no try. - Yoda
Yeah, but the PAM meant to do that!![]()
Some of us laugh
Some of us cry
Some of us smoke
Some of us lie
But it's all just the way
that we cope with our lives...
the PAM makes love to dragons... Need I say more????![]()
PAM indulges in Monty Python, not unlike myself.
PAM should by no means be insulted. Monty Python rocks my world.
mine too(I think this is the insult thread though
you may want to insult me before we both get lectured on "improper insult thread etiquette".. I hear it is quite the serious subject
)
Melancholy geraniums? The PAM is melancholy geraniums? Hoo, how looney is that!?![]()
Some of us laugh
Some of us cry
Some of us smoke
Some of us lie
But it's all just the way
that we cope with our lives...