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  1. 01-14-2008, 01:44 PM #1
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    Smile Are There Any 'Normal' Women on this Forum?

    As always it is meant to amuse

    So many times I have noticed women on this forum say they are not normal, that they are weird, lunatic, crazy etc.

    So my question are there any Normal Women on this Forum?

    1. I am women and I ain't Normal
    2. I am man and I ain't Normal (it's ok I shall tell anyone ;-))
    3. I am a women and my craziness, weirdness and lunacy is just a pretense
    4. I am a women and I am normal as normal can get
    5. I am so weird that there is no option to describe me whether I am a man or women

    oops I forgot to add the poll....can someone please please pretty please...
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    I think the best choice for me is the last one:

    5. I am so weird that there is no option to describe me whether I am a man or women.



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    I wonder what your standard of normal is. I don't know how "normal" I am. Do you think I'm normal?
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  4. 01-14-2008, 01:51 PM #4
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    Quote Originally Posted by motherhubbard View Post
    I wonder what your standard of normal is. I don't know how "normal" I am. Do you think I'm normal?
    It must be very difficult to define normalcy. I'm not sure anyone is normal on this planet because we all have a certain degree of weirdness I guess.
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    Quote Originally Posted by papayahed View Post
    I am woman and I am normal.
    If you're so normal, why are you called papayahed?
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    Define normal...
    One mans normal is another mans weird my friend.
    I am not normal by society's standards, no. But I do maintain a certain degree of civility and propriety.
    Life would be so dull if everyone were the same.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Lote-Tree View Post
    As always it is meant to amuse

    So many times I have noticed women on this forum say they are not normal, that they are weird, lunatic, crazy etc.

    So my question are there any Normal Women on this Forum?

    1. I am women and I ain't Normal
    2. I am man and I ain't Normal (it's ok I shall tell anyone ;-))
    3. I am a women and my craziness, weirdness and lunacy is just a pretense
    4. I am a women and I am normal as normal can get
    5. I am so weird that there is no option to describe me whether I am a man or women

    oops I forgot to add the poll....can someone please please pretty please...
    Refusing to answer the question until the OP learns to spell "woman" normally!
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  10. 01-14-2008, 02:22 PM #10
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    Quote Originally Posted by Scheherazade View Post
    Refusing to answer the question until the OP learns to spell "woman" normally!
    Ha ha ha, tut tut Lote, your fans are not impressed with this incompetance
    "Then I feel, Harry, that I have given away my whole soul to someone who treats it as if it were a flower to put in his coat, a bit of decoration to charm his vanity, an ornament for a summer's day"
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    Quote Originally Posted by LadyW View Post
    Ha ha ha, tut tut Lote, your fans are not impressed with this incompetance
    Well, I cannot speak on behalf of his fans as I am not one of them.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Scheherazade View Post
    Well, I cannot speak on behalf of his fans as I am not one of them.
    Something you have in common with many people
    Sorry Lote, you know it is all mirth and no matter.
    "Then I feel, Harry, that I have given away my whole soul to someone who treats it as if it were a flower to put in his coat, a bit of decoration to charm his vanity, an ornament for a summer's day"
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    Quote Originally Posted by DickZ View Post
    If you're so normal, why are you called papayahed?

    Because bushelhead was taken.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Scheherazade View Post
    Refusing to answer the question until the OP learns to spell "woman" normally!


    I am a woman and i am normal, lote
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    the magician longs to see
    one chance out between two worlds
    'Fire walk with me.'

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    I am woman and I'm not normal
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