Ask Bakiryu!

[NikolaiI]

She doesn't have internet at her new house yet. Not sure when she's getting it, maybe next week?

[motherhubbard]

I bet she's nuts! poor girl. Myabe she'll find her way to a library today and check in.

[samercury]

Dear Baki,

My sister's acting all gamo and stuff and driving everyone in the house insane in the process- what do I do?

Sincerely,

Confuzzled

[Bakiryu]

Some questions I've recently thought of:

If Russia is part of Asia, why aren't Russians considered Asians? Are they? I mean, appearance-wise. You know what I'm sayin'?

Why is "genius" spelled "genius" and "ingenious" spelled..."ingenious"?

Please answer, oh wise and benevolent Baki!

alas, one of your questions has already been answered by someone wiser than I (I owe you one Koa! )


to your second question: because English is an extremely weird language which often makes no sense. at all.

OK.

If I had a bag full of bees, and all the bees decided to fly upwards at the same time, would they be able to lift the bag into the air?

it'd depend on the material the bag is made of, its size and the amount of bees. But theoretically (if it was a small handbag) yes.

I love that show!!! do you like it?

yes. for more info on my dr.who fangirlsm see this thread: http://www.online-literature.com/for...ad.php?t=28320

What would you do if I were a spamming robot?

I'd poke you with a stick'til you decided to run away from here. forever!

why? .

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How old would Jimi Hendrix be today?

65 (or so)

'K, Bakiryu... I occasionally read the Dear Abby column and came across this one day. It's pretty funny and I'd love to see how you'd have responded to this letter:

"DEAR ABBY: Call me confident, but I know I am a real catch. But for the life of me, I can't get a date with the "right" kind of guy.

Abby, I am beautiful inside and out. I was raised in a great family with good morals, I'm kind to everyone, I've got a killer personality, great sense of humor, an inspiring attitude, and the glass is always half-full.

This may seem cocky, but my two problems with men are: I seem to attract creeps, and the kind of men I deserve don't think they've got a shot in hell, so they don't ask me out.

Most of the dates and relationships I've had have happened because I asked the other person out. I've been in two major relationships with very attractive, bright men, and I'd like to experience that again.

I'm so sick of meeting creeps! I really want someone in my league. I've been told a thousand times that I'm gorgeous, stunning, or asked why I'm not modeling. Yesterday someone called me Miss America. I'm well-read and in tune with the arts, smart and funny. Where are the male equivalents? -- DATELESS 23-YEAR-OLD"

Wow! What do you say Bak?

She should stop waiting for "the right kind of guy" to ask her out and ask him out herself. Also, stop being so cocky. Does she really need the "perfect" guy. Just have fun! her expectations are too great.

Dear Bakiryu,

Why is it that other people answer questions you're supposed to be answering?

because I'm not here and they can't stop themselves. Besides: it's fun!

Where did the name shoo fly pie come from? and what is shoo fly pie?

shoo fly! it means go away fly! I believe it's called shoo fly pie because flies really liked it and people where always shooing them off

how many licks does it take to get the center of a tootsie pop?

598 small licks, 375 long licks. also depends on the size of the toosie pop

I guess that Baki is moving. Does anyone know when she'll be back?

it's today! yay! hurray!

ok so three questions...

if all you get is your heart back broken, why do you keep giving it away?


why did you pick your screename? <- sorry ive been wondering


who the crap decided on the alphabet,,,i mean say "h" is that not the weirdest mess ever

1. So you can find someone who'll fix it.
2. It just came to me one day. Bakiryu means eternal dragon.
3. which alphabet? the english one? because the english are weird like that! (No offense L-san and all other brits!)

Dear Bakiryu,
I dropped out of college and never learned the answer to the question, "if a tree falls in the woods and there's no one around to hear it, does it make a noise?" What is the answer?

Also Bakiryu,
What am I doing awake at this hours?

Yup. It does still make a noise. Other trees hear it, don't they?

You're awake because like so many you are a litnetaholic! got luck in LAA (lITNETTERS ADDICTS ANONYMOUS)

Dear Bakiryu,
Do internet websites exist when no one is accessing them? If so, where are they stored? Where does the internet reside anyway?

Looking forward to your insight,
Amateur Computer-ist.

They exist in space. cyber-space, and float along just drifting microwaves, just there. always there.

the internet resides in the same place, a bit on space, a bit stored in every pc.

(I love your user name by the way)

Dear Bakiryu,

Why is it that no matter how I say no, really it's no, no thank you,I said no, no one will accept no for an answer and they keep on and on. Many of these poeple have the best intentions and just want to help, but sometimes I don't want their help. What do you say.

because human beings are born nosy, it's ingrained into our dna. because most of this people do it because they care. be glad! (or tell them to go the hell away!)

Dear Bakiryu,

I constantly have to mediate arguments between my Mother & Stepfather. Their disagreements are never too heated and always about the same thing, my mothers Yorkshire terrier! In one ear, I am forever listening to him complain about the dog like it’s a love rival. In the other ear its constant whining about his jealousy of the dog. I actually have a life of my own but I cannot escape. They stop by my house arguing about the dog, they call me on the phone arguing about the dog. What can I do!

Thanks,
Sick of the convoluted mess including the stupid dog (even if he is cute, adorable, sweet and fuzzy).

if you can offer to take care of the dog while your parents resolve their differences. if you can't or this doesn't work get your stepdad something to take his mind of the dog. I've found out electronics and such work well with most men and he'll probably forget. (if he doesn't then he needs some therapy!)

Dear Baki,

My sister's acting all gamo and stuff and driving everyone in the house insane in the process- what do I do?

Sincerely,

Confuzzled

i've no idea what gamo means however if she's bothering you guys so mucn sit her down and have a talk with her. if it doesn't work maybe you should try a family intervention.

woah! that was a lot of questions. I was gone for two weeks!

[Shalot]

Whoa Bakiryu is back. How's it going?

[Bakiryu]

Whoa Bakiryu is back. How's it going?

pretty well thank you, how are you?

I though about you every time I watched Iron Chef America (they kept putting Shallotts in everything!)

[blackbird_9]

Dear Bakiryu,

Some lady gave me a giant box of rolls and rolls of gold ribbon for no apparent reason. What the heck should I do with it?

also...
How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie-pop?

oh, and...
What is your favorite kind of vegetable?

[Bakiryu]

Dear Bakiryu,

Some lady gave me a giant box of rolls and rolls of gold ribbon for no apparent reason. What the heck should I do with it?

well, you could make a bunch of presents and wrap them up in gold ribbon just for the heck of it. or you could make a gold ribbon curtain, a gold ribbon purse, sew yourself something cute or if nothing else give it to someone else who can find a use for it

Dear Bakiryu,
How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie-pop?

depending on the size of the tootsie pop and the size of your tongue it's usually 379 if ya do it very slooooooooowly.

What is your favorite kind of vegetable?

Carrots (since tomatoes are a fruit ). I love their sweetness. That or potatoes. (can't seem to choose)

[stephofthenight]

baki...

my parents hate each other, honest to God, and they always fight, but they stay together because im not graduated yet...how do i tell them just to get an effin divorce and they arnt making it better for me by staying together marley worse...

hey one more for you, do we dream in color or black in white

[Bakiryu]

hey one more for you, do we dream in color or black in white

depends. while i don't usually dream I've read that the most people usually dream in color with a few sporadic black and white dreams in between.

baki...

my parents hate each other, honest to God, and they always fight, but they stay together because im not graduated yet...how do i tell them just to get an effin divorce and they arnt making it better for me by staying together marley worse...

just talk to them person to person. get your parents together (when they're relaxed since it'll be worse if they're angry) and have a family talk about their differences. then suggest, that if they can't fix their problems it's time either for some therapy or a divorce since their begin together and arguing all the time is the same as them psychologically abusing you.

[Bakiryu]

bump!

[Zelly]

Who is in your avatar? It looks like L...

[Bakiryu]

Who is in your avatar? It looks like L...

it is L! As done by someone on deviantart.

[motherhubbard]

Who is L?

Why does it take so much longer to loose weight than it does to gain it? I can loose money, hair, and patience faster than I can gain them, so why not weight?

[Bakiryu]

Who is L?

Why does it take so much longer to loose weight than it does to gain it? I can loose money, hair, and patience faster than I can gain them, so why not weight?

Gaining weight it's easy because the body is absorbing what you give it.

Think of your body like a moist cake. You pour syrup on it and it absorbs it, then you have to really squeeze it and let it sit to shake the syrup out.

Your body it's the same since the food you ate is now part of you (all that fatty tissue!) your weight-losing metabolism is slower.

Who is L?

L is: a supersmart detective from the series death note.

for more info click here:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/L_%28Death_Note%29 or http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Death_Note

and here are pics: