Because they don't like your smell.
Why do socks get lost?
Because they don't like your smell.
Why do socks get lost?
The don't get lost, washers and drier have built in sock eating devises. It's a plot by the sock makers to make us all have to buy more socks.
Why is it anything that tastes good is bad for us?
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Ever notice how those people in diet adds usually weren't in that bad a shape to begin with? Like the lady who says she's a size 10 and goes to a size 2? Many women would kill for the size 10! I'd be afraid to hug a size 2. I might break her!
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Yes, they would have been much sought-after models when Peter Paul Rubens was alive ...
Why is it that models are so incredibly skinny nowadays although a recent poll shows that many men don't want women that are all bones and no flesh?
Maybe they didn't ask what women want...
Rubens? More like size 18 women, dearie. The only way to get a Rubens gal into size 10 pants is axel greese and a miracle shoehorn!
Why is everyone so possessed about size? I know I'm overweight, badly, OK? People guess my weight at at least 50 pounds under what I weigh and my blood pressure and colesteral levels are the envey of men half my size. Hey, I'm nearing 50, I ain't a 25 year old any more, and back then I was underweight and sickly. Sheesh!
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Some of us cry
Some of us smoke
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I know what you mean!!!My parents are both a little overweight, but I think there's just more of them to love.
Come to think of it, I'm not so skinny myself.
To answer your question, because a lot of people have lost sight of what's important anymore.
Why does diet soda taste better than non-diet soda? So weird . . . .
Ethel Mertz: Gee, this high altitude sure gives me an appetite.
Fred Mertz: What's your excuse at sea level?
Fred Mertz: Now what are we supposed to do? Thumb a ride on a passing halibut?
Ricky Ricardo: I can't afford it.
Lucy Ricardo: Those must have been the first English words you learned.
Not so weird, my dear dork (I'm being patronizing, don't you hate me?) Diet means the good stuff is taken out and replaced with mediocrity.
Why do I have a headache?
"The time has come," the Walrus said,
"To talk of many things:
Of shoes--and ships--and sealing-wax--
Of cabbages--and kings--
And why the sea is boiling hot--
And whether pigs have wings."
Because you just answered my question.
Why is it that I can't think of a stupid question?
Ethel Mertz: Gee, this high altitude sure gives me an appetite.
Fred Mertz: What's your excuse at sea level?
Fred Mertz: Now what are we supposed to do? Thumb a ride on a passing halibut?
Ricky Ricardo: I can't afford it.
Lucy Ricardo: Those must have been the first English words you learned.
well people drink diet more cuz there fat! but reagular is really much better you are just used to drinking ****.
why when we break things it makes a big noise is flyes everywhere and it is such a big deal all at once!
huh where did the thing about diet and regular go
really im just starting ae 10 and ill enjoy itOriginally Posted by Pendragon
Maybe they didn't ask what women want...
Rubens? More like size 18 women, dearie. The only way to get a Rubens gal into size 10 pants is axel greese and a miracle shoehorn!
Why is everyone so possessed about size? I know I'm overweight, badly, OK? People guess my weight at at least 50 pounds under what I weigh and my blood pressure and colesteral levels are the envey of men half my size. Hey, I'm nearing 50, I ain't a 25 year old any more, and back then I was underweight and sickly. Sheesh!
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my b-day is on july, 18 so visit my blognow.... its.... PARTY TIME
You snooze, you loose, even if you have a symbiotic other
How many versions of Venom and Carnage can Marvel make before they realize this whole symbiot thing has got out of control?
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I wouldn't be knowing
Why does Paris Hilton still get on my nerves?
"The time has come," the Walrus said,
"To talk of many things:
Of shoes--and ships--and sealing-wax--
Of cabbages--and kings--
And why the sea is boiling hot--
And whether pigs have wings."
The bulding shouldn't get on your nerves. The whiny snot, forget about it!
Why do whiny snots have all the money?
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Some of us smoke
Some of us lie
But it's all just the way
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cause she is supposed to isn't she?
How do you expect me to answer this?
Would that serve as a question?
Wish hard enough, I could turn it to what I like.
Fall Out Boy, "Tiffany Blews."
Certainly. Answered.
Don't you hate going into a place where everyone knows you by first name, buying something, writing a check (cheque) and being told "I need to see two pieces of ID, one has to have your picture."?
Some of us laugh
Some of us cry
Some of us smoke
Some of us lie
But it's all just the way
that we cope with our lives...
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