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    although the pam doesn't like being kissed by worms, she does like to kiss them for some strange reason
    "...if you weren't smart enough to get a pedophile in a dress to put a small amount of water on the child’s forehead, then what the eff did you think was going to happen?

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    The PAM doesn't kiss worms, she eats them with meatballs...
    Our task must be to free ourselves by widening our circle of compassion to embrace all living creatures and the whole of nature and its beauty
    ~Albert Einstein

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    Quote Originally Posted by kiz_paws View Post
    The PAM doesn't kiss worms, she eats them with meatballs...
    sounds delicious!!!

    the pam uses meatballs as soap.
    "...if you weren't smart enough to get a pedophile in a dress to put a small amount of water on the child’s forehead, then what the eff did you think was going to happen?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Shalot View Post
    the pam uses meatballs as soap.
    Hey, good idea (cuz I don't eat meat)!

    The PAM uses meatballs as toe wedges when she paints her toenails...
    Our task must be to free ourselves by widening our circle of compassion to embrace all living creatures and the whole of nature and its beauty
    ~Albert Einstein

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    PAM uses mustard as lotion.
    Ethel Mertz: Gee, this high altitude sure gives me an appetite.
    Fred Mertz: What's your excuse at sea level?

    Fred Mertz: Now what are we supposed to do? Thumb a ride on a passing halibut?
    Ricky Ricardo: I can't afford it.
    Lucy Ricardo: Those must have been the first English words you learned.



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    The PAM has a collection of Mustard packets and is started a to collect those little creamer containers.
    Do, or do not. There is no try. - Yoda


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    The PAM keeps her anti-rotting creams in those little creamer cotainers
    None are more hopelessly enslaved than those who falsely believe that they are free.
    -Goethe

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    like i said rock on hippy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!the pam is a greak hippy.

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    The PAM is a hippie who braids her hair with laces taken from dirty sports shoes.
    None are more hopelessly enslaved than those who falsely believe that they are free.
    -Goethe

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    The PAM uses shoe laces as hairbands.


    . . .You're from Greece. . . .THAT'S AWESOME!!!!!!!
    Ethel Mertz: Gee, this high altitude sure gives me an appetite.
    Fred Mertz: What's your excuse at sea level?

    Fred Mertz: Now what are we supposed to do? Thumb a ride on a passing halibut?
    Ricky Ricardo: I can't afford it.
    Lucy Ricardo: Those must have been the first English words you learned.



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    Exclamation

    I'd insult the PAM, but from the looks of things, nature beat me to it...
    Some of us laugh
    Some of us cry
    Some of us smoke
    Some of us lie
    But it's all just the way
    that we cope with our lives...

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    Nature is something the PAM loves, like eating soil, and making creams with soil...The PAM is a lover of nature, she is an expert in everything that has to do with dung.
    None are more hopelessly enslaved than those who falsely believe that they are free.
    -Goethe

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    The PAM wears a coat made from catapillars.
    Do, or do not. There is no try. - Yoda


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    Just like the pam wears a hat made of papayas!
    Shall these bones live?

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    Just like the PAM wears shoes made of banana skins and wonders why they call them SLIPPERS....
    Our task must be to free ourselves by widening our circle of compassion to embrace all living creatures and the whole of nature and its beauty
    ~Albert Einstein

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