The PAM wants to pick her nose but sadly cannot due to the Edward Scissorhands hands she sports...
The PAM wants to pick her nose but sadly cannot due to the Edward Scissorhands hands she sports...
Our task must be to free ourselves by widening our circle of compassion to embrace all living creatures and the whole of nature and its beauty
~Albert Einstein
The PAM likes to use Peanut Butter and Hair Gel and can't figure out why squirrels are always chasing her..
Do, or do not. There is no try. - Yoda
Hey, that actually sounds good!Originally Posted by papayahed
OK, the PAM likes to eat toffee so much that her teeth are slowly being ground down by crunching and chewing it so much!
Our task must be to free ourselves by widening our circle of compassion to embrace all living creatures and the whole of nature and its beauty
~Albert Einstein
Does the PAM not realize toffee would stick teeth together not grind them down? Does she sand her floor with butter?
Some of us laugh
Some of us cry
Some of us smoke
Some of us lie
But it's all just the way
that we cope with our lives...
the pam is crazy!!!!!!!!!!!!!
stay away from him!!!!!!!!!
he will kill you!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
the Pam is unable to express emphasis without the excessive use of the exclamation point
"...if you weren't smart enough to get a pedophile in a dress to put a small amount of water on the child’s forehead, then what the eff did you think was going to happen?
The pam loves imitating her avatar so much she gets drunk everyday and chases squirrels on the park
Shall these bones live?
ouch! The PAM can't hold her liquor and is addicted to internet porn involving squirrels.
"...if you weren't smart enough to get a pedophile in a dress to put a small amount of water on the child’s forehead, then what the eff did you think was going to happen?
every time the pam sings opera in the bathtub dogs howl in pain!
Shall these bones live?
Pam don't talk about yourself like that!
Pitiful creatur of darkness,
What kind of world have you known?
God give me courage to guide me,
You are not alone.
The PAM is convinced she can understand squirrel speak and can be found most days in the park trying to converse with squirrels about the latest fall fashions.
Do, or do not. There is no try. - Yoda
The PAM can dig her own grave instead of asking everyone else if they can do it for her
"...if you weren't smart enough to get a pedophile in a dress to put a small amount of water on the child’s forehead, then what the eff did you think was going to happen?
The PAM drinks cold coffee and warm beer - quuite the refined palate..
Do, or do not. There is no try. - Yoda
the pam lives on a diet of only green papayas!
Shall these bones live?
The PAM, so full of joy, she doesn't know if she's a girl or a boy!
Some of us laugh
Some of us cry
Some of us smoke
Some of us lie
But it's all just the way
that we cope with our lives...
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