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    PAM uses her great great grandmother's wrist watch to time the 100 yard dash. I bet that's not too accurate.
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    The PAM wears his great grandmother's wrist watch and panteloans while running the hundred yard dash. Go PAM go.
    "...if you weren't smart enough to get a pedophile in a dress to put a small amount of water on the child’s forehead, then what the eff did you think was going to happen?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Shalot View Post
    The PAM wears his great grandmother's wrist watch and panteloans while running the hundred yard dash. Go PAM go.
    Touche!


    PAM decided that soap wasn't working and now lathers up with a stick of butter in the shower.
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    The PAM is looking for a vet who does hair transplants since he got the mange!
    Some of us laugh
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    the pam is looking for a vet himself, but having a very hard time seeming that no one will see to take care of a dragon.
    Pitiful creatur of darkness,
    What kind of world have you known?
    God give me courage to guide me,
    You are not alone.



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    The PAM is either too stupid or too intelligent to answer my question on the 'stupid questions' thread. Instead he answered a question lightyears away.

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    PAM thinks that chopsticks are for stabbing the food, and is quite inadequate in the arena of the fine art of chopstick usage...
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    I never thought chopsticks were for stabbing food of some kind, I thought they were for stabbing the PAM.

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    the pam doenst realize the chopstickks are for holding your hair up.....not for eating with

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    the PAM was confused and began styling her hair with two forks instead of two chopsticks.
    "...if you weren't smart enough to get a pedophile in a dress to put a small amount of water on the child’s forehead, then what the eff did you think was going to happen?

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    The pam thinks the earth revalves around the sun... duh, other way around.
























    (i do know that the earth goes around the sun, just saying that for the record)
    Pitiful creatur of darkness,
    What kind of world have you known?
    God give me courage to guide me,
    You are not alone.



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    The PAM had to check the encyclopedia before she posted that insult, just to make sure the sun didn't revolve around the earth....
    Last edited by Shalot; 08-04-2007 at 12:11 AM.
    "...if you weren't smart enough to get a pedophile in a dress to put a small amount of water on the child’s forehead, then what the eff did you think was going to happen?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Shalot View Post
    the PAM was confused and began styling her hair with two forks instead of two chopsticks.
    that certanily explains why it hurt so much more

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    the pam is a silly person who dosent know which ninga turtle is which!!!!!!

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    the PAM is a member of Road Dahl's Twits family.
    We can never know what to want, because living only one life we can neither compare it with our previous lives, nor perfect it in our lives to come'
    Milan Kundera,The Unbearable Lightness of Being


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