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    Ever consider that others may be tone-deaf?

    Speaking of which, why is it that when you are the only person in the house that can play guitar, everyone else tells you you are playing a song wrong? As if they somehow know the right cords?
    Some of us laugh
    Some of us cry
    Some of us smoke
    Some of us lie
    But it's all just the way
    that we cope with our lives...

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    because they are jealous of your talent, aye?

    why can birds fly and not i?
    Pitiful creatur of darkness,
    What kind of world have you known?
    God give me courage to guide me,
    You are not alone.



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    I assume you've tried?

    Why do people always think everything impossible without trying it first?
    Some of us laugh
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    cuz they dont try it first.

    why are elder sisters bossy?
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    Quote Originally Posted by symphony View Post
    why are elder sisters bossy?
    u know i always wondered this im the youngest of three girls 24,17,15 i guess it is becasue they think that there older then u and have seniority...

    why is there alphbet soup...? i never paid attention to the letters i ate the ones that looked alike and ran to play

    "Be careful of quotes you find on the internet, they may not always be true" -Abraham Lincon-

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    They think you learn while you eat, absorbing knowledge through the stomach, in direct opposition to most public schools, where to call it "lunch" is extravagant flattery...

    Since you are already bad off when you go to the hospital, why must the food generally make it worse?
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    So that you don't get to comfortable....makes healing go faster, because you really want to get out of there..

    Why are there usually bench's in parks??

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    To park yo' fat bottom on and watch the chicks jog by!

    Why do health clubs and gyms sell snacks and sodas?
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    To make sure you remain a faithful customer trying to work off that fat bottom

    Why can I make awesome food for home, but when I make the same thing for a potluck it doesn't turn out?

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    That means that you have mean-spirited shelf-monkeys lurking....

    Why aren't dishes dry when they go through the 'dry' cycle on the dishwasher?
    Our task must be to free ourselves by widening our circle of compassion to embrace all living creatures and the whole of nature and its beauty
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    To keep all the dish towel makers in business.

    If I keep getting spam for colon cleansers does it mean I'm full of it?
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    no... at least so i think. *wonder*

    if you had a dragon what would you name it?
    Pitiful creatur of darkness,
    What kind of world have you known?
    God give me courage to guide me,
    You are not alone.



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    why do poets write poetry?
    I believe that imagination is stronger than knowledge -- myth is more potent than history -- dreams are more powerful than facts -- hope always triumphs over experience -- laughter is the cure for grief -- love is stronger than death. - Robert Fulghum
    Je Chante Une Chanson Sombre
    The Lady of Mine - Opinion please
    A tragedy crept to the name Bathory

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    who cares?

    Why am I here?
    Wish hard enough, I could turn it to what I like.

    Fall Out Boy, "Tiffany Blews."

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    to ask stupid questions.

    why do people even bother to answer this?!
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