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    because you live in America!

    Why can't I get my kitchen organized?

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    Exclamation

    Home gnomes.

    Why am I so clumsy?
    Some of us laugh
    Some of us cry
    Some of us smoke
    Some of us lie
    But it's all just the way
    that we cope with our lives...

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    because you are always so giddy that you don't really pay attention fully and can't help dropping things.
    Pitiful creatur of darkness,
    What kind of world have you known?
    God give me courage to guide me,
    You are not alone.



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    Why the heck do people think i'm a gypsy?!
    Shall these bones live?

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    maybe it's the canastas

    Are there still gypsies?

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    yes... no... maybe so... i don't know?

    why don't people believe in fairies?
    Pitiful creatur of darkness,
    What kind of world have you known?
    God give me courage to guide me,
    You are not alone.



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    Quote Originally Posted by motherhubbard View Post
    maybe it's the canastas

    Are there still gypsies?
    Yes, the Roma people (from whom I'm descended) still live in Europe, India and Mexico. (I don't own a canasta tought)

    And Shurtsie: i do believe in fairies!

    Most people don't because they think it's foolish (like the Easter Bunny)
    Shall these bones live?

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    Huh?? Better say that quietly or Niamh will hear you!

    Why do lumberjacks wear checkered shirts?
    Our task must be to free ourselves by widening our circle of compassion to embrace all living creatures and the whole of nature and its beauty
    ~Albert Einstein

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    because they're pretty and stripy!

    Why is there gold at the end of the rainbow?
    Shall these bones live?

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    There is gold all right -- it is the tooth cap of choice of trendy leperchauns. As for a pot of gold, well, that was spent on the tooth job.

    Why do some people believe that chewing gum can whiten one's teeth?
    Our task must be to free ourselves by widening our circle of compassion to embrace all living creatures and the whole of nature and its beauty
    ~Albert Einstein

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    Smile

    Good advertising. They would never sell any junk with out the term "$19.95" or it's equilivant in other money. You see those comercials. "But if you call right now this incedible offer, valued at $120, can be yours for only $19.95."

    Why do people spend hard-earned money on that junk?
    Some of us laugh
    Some of us cry
    Some of us smoke
    Some of us lie
    But it's all just the way
    that we cope with our lives...

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    Cause we all havea little fat child dressed in pink dress inside of us.. we have compensate on that...

    why people ask stupied questions?

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    to get stupid answers

    why am i here instead of doing my homework?
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    ...the smell of flowers through metal labyrinths.

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    Because this is the place they call Nirvana ... and we all want some!

    Why do some people insist on speeding like maniacs on the roads meant for doddering people like myself.... **Sheesh**
    Our task must be to free ourselves by widening our circle of compassion to embrace all living creatures and the whole of nature and its beauty
    ~Albert Einstein

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    Because that's where they get their thrill

    Why is Hello Kitty so fascinating to watch?

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