When you hear the grandfather clock ticking.
Why are cars all girls?
When you hear the grandfather clock ticking.
Why are cars all girls?
"It is when the feet weary and hope seems vain that the heartaches and the longings arise. Know, then, that for you is neither surfeit nor content. In your rocking chair, by your window dreaming, shall you long, alone. In your rocking chair, by your window, shall you dream such happiness as you may never feel."
-- Sister Carrie
Biologically speaking, they can't all be, else where do new cars come from?
Why do we try to keep up with the Jones'? Who do they try to keep up with?
Some of us laugh
Some of us cry
Some of us smoke
Some of us lie
But it's all just the way
that we cope with our lives...
Don't you mean the Jetsons? And nahh, they have it all.
What does this mean:??
"It is when the feet weary and hope seems vain that the heartaches and the longings arise. Know, then, that for you is neither surfeit nor content. In your rocking chair, by your window dreaming, shall you long, alone. In your rocking chair, by your window, shall you dream such happiness as you may never feel."
-- Sister Carrie
While commonly it is thought that a dancing banana signifies excitement, enthusiasm or joy, in truth the banana is frantically trying to signal that it is being held hostage. Sad, really.Originally Posted by Brigitte
What does this mean:
What does this mean?
"It is a mistake to think you can solve any major problems just with potatoes."
Douglas Adams
"Frivolity is a stern taskmaster."
Zippy the Pinhead
~Posting images tutorial~
It means you really really need to go to the bathroom. Can't anyone else see the pee pee dance?
Why don't dolphins rule the world?
cause then there wouldn't be a place for humans to rule
do you get burned when you touch fire?
life philosophy: "if one wants to succeed, they must become independent, if one wants to be independent, one must strive past the dificulties, using them to shape future desicions, like a sword being folded, every fold is a hardship overcome, and every fold removes one more imperfection that would destroy the completed version"
# of 1st Dans, Black Belts achieved- 2 (1 Hapkido, Sun Moo Kwan), (1 Tae Kwon Do)
I'm not the Salamander of legend, you know!
Why does a Unicorn only have one horn?
Some of us laugh
Some of us cry
Some of us smoke
Some of us lie
But it's all just the way
that we cope with our lives...
Because the second horn was stolen by the Narwhal.
How do you get to Carnegie Hall?
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In a car, or by walking.
Why are computers always a boring grey color?
"It is a mistake to think you can solve any major problems just with potatoes."
Douglas Adams
"Frivolity is a stern taskmaster."
Zippy the Pinhead
~Posting images tutorial~
If they came in bright colors our eyes would implode.
No one thinks your crazy when making conversation, so why are you considered insane if you have the conversation with yourself?
because basically, conversation with a crazy human being is considered crazy.
why is the species Homo sapiens going extinct??!
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...the smell of flowers through metal labyrinths.
Because species homoerectiledys function is taking over
why can't we all just get along?
"...if you weren't smart enough to get a pedophile in a dress to put a small amount of water on the child’s forehead, then what the eff did you think was going to happen?
Because life is not an episode of the Brady Bunch.
Why do people conform?
Because they are more like sheep than salmon, the salmon swim upstream, fighting the current, the sheep follow the herd.
Why does every yahoo on the planet think he or she is the only one right?
Some of us laugh
Some of us cry
Some of us smoke
Some of us lie
But it's all just the way
that we cope with our lives...
Because the yahoos go through life with teeeeny blinders on, that are only visible to the other yahoos out there, and so on it goes.
Why does a stitch in time save nine?
Our task must be to free ourselves by widening our circle of compassion to embrace all living creatures and the whole of nature and its beauty
~Albert Einstein
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