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    Vincit Qui Se Vincit Virgil's Avatar
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    Yes, isn't that common knowledge.

    When one is in the dark, do their ears grow?
    LET THERE BE LIGHT

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    of course not! you need the sun light to make them grow duh!!

    what happens if i cannot get rid of the hiccups?
    How Do I Love Thee?
    by Elizabeth Barrett Browning.
    How do I love thee? Let me count the ways.
    I love thee to the depth and breadth and height
    My soul can reach, when feeling out of sight

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    You suck into yourself.

    What happens if a dog licks your tongue?


    Welcome to lit net Aldana, by the way.
    LET THERE BE LIGHT

    "Love follows knowledge." – St. Catherine of Siena

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    Then you too shall share the secrets of the canine species...

    Why does the smell of a tire shop choke me up?
    Our task must be to free ourselves by widening our circle of compassion to embrace all living creatures and the whole of nature and its beauty
    ~Albert Einstein

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    kinda yucky
    you become a warewolf/dog

    thanks for the welcoming message!!! I really like it here so far!!

    how can i get rid of my hiccups?
    How Do I Love Thee?
    by Elizabeth Barrett Browning.
    How do I love thee? Let me count the ways.
    I love thee to the depth and breadth and height
    My soul can reach, when feeling out of sight

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    Quote Originally Posted by Virgil View Post
    You suck into yourself.

    What happens if a dog licks your tongue?


    Welcome to lit net Aldana, by the way.
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    kinda yucky
    you become a warewolf/dog

    thanks for the welcoming message!!! I really like it here so far!!

    how can i get rid of my hiccups?
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    How Do I Love Thee?
    by Elizabeth Barrett Browning.
    How do I love thee? Let me count the ways.
    I love thee to the depth and breadth and height
    My soul can reach, when feeling out of sight

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    Welcome, Aldana from me too.

    So, in the spirit of this thread, to rid yourself of the hiccups, you must say your name backwards three times while hopping on your left foot, then run to the nearest tree, gently pluck a leaf from it, and place the leaf in your right sock. Now your hiccups are cured.

    Why do hornets build massive nests for just one beastie??
    Our task must be to free ourselves by widening our circle of compassion to embrace all living creatures and the whole of nature and its beauty
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    because like humans they exagerate in 70% of the things they do


    Why do people skip in the lunchroom line?

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    So that no one will notice their drooling...

    Why is it so much fun to receive parcels in the mail?
    Our task must be to free ourselves by widening our circle of compassion to embrace all living creatures and the whole of nature and its beauty
    ~Albert Einstein

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    because parcels give off pheremones that make you feel happy.

    When is the best time to clip your toe-nails?
    "I am glad to learn my friend that you had not yet submitted yourself to any of the mouldy laws of Literature."
    -John Muir


    "My candle burns at both ends; It will not last the night; But ah, my foes, and oh, my friends - It gives a lovely light"
    -Edna St. Vincent Millay

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    Quote Originally Posted by B-Mental View Post
    because parcels give off pheremones that make you feel happy.

    When is the best time to clip your toe-nails?
    After a long bath when they are soft and mushy.- ..yuk

    what do i have to wear on a saturday night outing to find a future husband?
    How Do I Love Thee?
    by Elizabeth Barrett Browning.
    How do I love thee? Let me count the ways.
    I love thee to the depth and breadth and height
    My soul can reach, when feeling out of sight

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    You should wear 50s attire. It'll make you look like a pleasant housewife. :0

    What does marker taste like?

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    Clouds

    why do some people wear shoulder pads in their clothing?
    Our task must be to free ourselves by widening our circle of compassion to embrace all living creatures and the whole of nature and its beauty
    ~Albert Einstein

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    To confirm that they are jerks!

    Why do we not have our eyes on our fingers?
    "You are made of sterling material and are second to none!"- Quaid-e-Azam Muhammad Ali Jinnah

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    Rough on typists!

    Who was the dope who laid out the keyboard with the letters out of alphabetic order?
    Some of us laugh
    Some of us cry
    Some of us smoke
    Some of us lie
    But it's all just the way
    that we cope with our lives...

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