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    I will go with 3.
    I sang of leaves, of leaves of gold, and leaves of gold there grew.

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    I have no idea; I guess #1.
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    I guess....#3
    "O reason, reason, abstract phantom of the waking state, I had already expelled you from my dreams, now I have reached a point where those dreams are about to become fused with apparent realities: now there is only room here for myself. "
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    Quote Originally Posted by Pendragon View Post
    Well with the Dragon, nothing is ever quite what it seems, but here goes.

    1.) I have been finger printed by the law once.
    2.) If I dislike an author, nothing will convice me to read anything he or she has written.
    3.) I am known as a Sherlock Holmes book critic, and know several authors personally.

    Have fun.

    OK: The shocking reveal:

    #3. is of course true, as that is how I originally came to this site, one of my author friends is also a member, although he seldom visits. I write reviews for amazon.com, and am taken very seriously, one author changed a story in his new editon strictly on my say so.

    #2. Yes, I can be a hard man. And when I dislike an author, I don't care how many good reviews or how many of my fellow forum people gush over the books, I still dislike them. But I dislike them because I have read them, and I will try new material in the vague hope that this will be better. (Wrong.)

    This brings us to #1 and Weisinheimer, who seems to be Psychic! Now all of you are wondering what old Pendragon did to get himself fingerprinted by THE MAN.. Actually it was only a thumbprint, but I did fall afoul of the authorities. When I first had my nervous breakdown, I refused all treatment. This will only lead one direction: for your own good, you will be placed under a Temporary Restraining Order (TDO) and placed in a hospital by force. As I would not cooperate, police were required to use a certain amount of force, and I was thumb printed, restrained, and appeared before a Judge next morning when I had calmed down. Nice job, Weisinheimer!

    Some of us laugh
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    if I could think up a good lie I would go again!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Moira View Post
    Nr 1 is a lie..........
    All of you guys are right! ...Sorry it took me so long to get back to the thread... But, yeah, I don't have kids... not yet, at least..

    I was on t.v once.. a Christmas Commercial for Best Buy... I had to wait all day and it was only 3 minutes long..

    And yes....very much a hopeless romantic

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    1. I once cut in line to get an autograph from one of my favorite musicians

    2. In the past 6 months I have recieved 3 speeding tickets

    3. I was unable to get Jimmy buffett tickets this year
    Do, or do not. There is no try. - Yoda


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    # 3 is a lie, I am pretty sure I read recently that you had tickets to go see Jimmy.
    There once was a scotsman named Drew
    Who put too much wine in his stew
    He felt a bit drunk
    And fell off his bunk
    And landed smack into his shoe
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    as always I'm going with 2

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    Quote Originally Posted by kilted exile View Post
    # 3 is a lie, I am pretty sure I read recently that you had tickets to go see Jimmy.
    I too have read it.
    Charms strike the sight, but merit wins the soul.

    Be the change you wish to see

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    Quote Originally Posted by kilted exile View Post
    # 3 is a lie, I am pretty sure I read recently that you had tickets to go see Jimmy.

    Darn it! I forgot I wrote that.

    #3 is the lie, I did get Buffett tickets.
    Do, or do not. There is no try. - Yoda


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    Ok seeing as its allergy season I'll try and keep this one topical:

    1) I come out in a rash if I use a spray deoderant and must use a stick version instead

    2) I am allergic to aspirin

    3) I am allergic to peanuts
    There once was a scotsman named Drew
    Who put too much wine in his stew
    He felt a bit drunk
    And fell off his bunk
    And landed smack into his shoe
    ~(C) Ms Niamh Anne King

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    Surprisingly I’m going with number 2. I’ve never heard of an allergy to aspirin.

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    I'll go with number 1, do they still make spray deodorant?
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    Perhaps an island.... Moira's Avatar
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    i'll say nr 3 ............
    so we all picked a different nr. which one is it?

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