The PAM painted her car in a tartan pattern... not a wise choice!
The PAM painted her car in a tartan pattern... not a wise choice!
"Come away O human child!To the waters of the wild, With a faery hand in hand, For the worlds more full of weeping than you can understand."
W.B.Yeats
"If it looks like a Dwarf and smells like a Dwarf, then it's probably a Dwarf (or a latrine wearing dungarees)"
Artemins Fowl and the Lost Colony by Eoin Colfer
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PAM has been sleeping on the floor because she painted the bed spread. You know PAM if you wanted a different color spread all you had to do is change to a different one.
LET THERE BE LIGHT
"Love follows knowledge." – St. Catherine of Siena
My literature blog: http://ashesfromburntroses.blogspot.com/
Speaking of sheets, are you ever gonna change yours, PAM? Wet Dog reeks!![]()
Some of us laugh
Some of us cry
Some of us smoke
Some of us lie
But it's all just the way
that we cope with our lives...
PAM doesn't have his fire dragon breath any longer.![]()
LET THERE BE LIGHT
"Love follows knowledge." – St. Catherine of Siena
My literature blog: http://ashesfromburntroses.blogspot.com/
The PAM grips his knife and fork with his feet. That just is bad table manners, pam.
"It is a mistake to think you can solve any major problems just with potatoes."
Douglas Adams
"Frivolity is a stern taskmaster."
Zippy the Pinhead
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speaking of feet PAM, yours seem to be peeping out of you shoes! I know there your favourite pair but I've seen less holes in a piece of lace!
"Come away O human child!To the waters of the wild, With a faery hand in hand, For the worlds more full of weeping than you can understand."
W.B.Yeats
"If it looks like a Dwarf and smells like a Dwarf, then it's probably a Dwarf (or a latrine wearing dungarees)"
Artemins Fowl and the Lost Colony by Eoin Colfer
my poems-please comment Forum Rules
Pfft, the PAM is mistaken.
PAM sings the Monty Python "Lumberjack" song everyday while at work. The customers are getting very afraid....
"It is a mistake to think you can solve any major problems just with potatoes."
Douglas Adams
"Frivolity is a stern taskmaster."
Zippy the Pinhead
~Posting images tutorial~
"Come away O human child!To the waters of the wild, With a faery hand in hand, For the worlds more full of weeping than you can understand."
W.B.Yeats
"If it looks like a Dwarf and smells like a Dwarf, then it's probably a Dwarf (or a latrine wearing dungarees)"
Artemins Fowl and the Lost Colony by Eoin Colfer
my poems-please comment Forum Rules
PAM has poison ivy as a house plant. Tut,tut. No complaining now when you get a rash and itchy.
LET THERE BE LIGHT
"Love follows knowledge." – St. Catherine of Siena
My literature blog: http://ashesfromburntroses.blogspot.com/
Are you sure it wasn't Wolfsbane that gave you that itching and burning PAM?
Some of us laugh
Some of us cry
Some of us smoke
Some of us lie
But it's all just the way
that we cope with our lives...
The PAM is the author of The itching and the burning: a short history of Athlete's foot.
"It is a mistake to think you can solve any major problems just with potatoes."
Douglas Adams
"Frivolity is a stern taskmaster."
Zippy the Pinhead
~Posting images tutorial~
The PAM wonders why her nice new jeans hurt so much -- take the tags off, PAM...![]()
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Our task must be to free ourselves by widening our circle of compassion to embrace all living creatures and the whole of nature and its beauty
~Albert Einstein
The PAM scared off her sidekick, poor little Boo-boo. She is, indeed, not your average bear!
Some of us laugh
Some of us cry
Some of us smoke
Some of us lie
But it's all just the way
that we cope with our lives...
The PAM has business cards made up that declare him to be the "Headcheese of the known universe" and hands them out to passerby. Freaky deaky.![]()
"It is a mistake to think you can solve any major problems just with potatoes."
Douglas Adams
"Frivolity is a stern taskmaster."
Zippy the Pinhead
~Posting images tutorial~
I thought I smelled graveyard mold. Spring cleaning, PAM?![]()
Some of us laugh
Some of us cry
Some of us smoke
Some of us lie
But it's all just the way
that we cope with our lives...