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    The PAM painted her car in a tartan pattern... not a wise choice!
    "Come away O human child!To the waters of the wild, With a faery hand in hand, For the worlds more full of weeping than you can understand."
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    PAM has been sleeping on the floor because she painted the bed spread. You know PAM if you wanted a different color spread all you had to do is change to a different one.
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    Speaking of sheets, are you ever gonna change yours, PAM? Wet Dog reeks!
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    PAM doesn't have his fire dragon breath any longer.
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    The PAM grips his knife and fork with his feet. That just is bad table manners, pam.
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    speaking of feet PAM, yours seem to be peeping out of you shoes! I know there your favourite pair but I've seen less holes in a piece of lace!
    "Come away O human child!To the waters of the wild, With a faery hand in hand, For the worlds more full of weeping than you can understand."
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    Pfft, the PAM is mistaken.

    PAM sings the Monty Python "Lumberjack" song everyday while at work. The customers are getting very afraid....
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    Quote Originally Posted by kathycf View Post
    Pfft, the PAM is mistaken.

    PAM sings the Monty Python "Lumberjack" song everyday while at work. The customers are getting very afraid....
    Well how else would i get rid of them!

    At least its better than singing "Always look on the bright side of life" during a college exam!
    "Come away O human child!To the waters of the wild, With a faery hand in hand, For the worlds more full of weeping than you can understand."
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    "If it looks like a Dwarf and smells like a Dwarf, then it's probably a Dwarf (or a latrine wearing dungarees)"
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    PAM has poison ivy as a house plant. Tut,tut. No complaining now when you get a rash and itchy.
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    Are you sure it wasn't Wolfsbane that gave you that itching and burning PAM?
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    The PAM is the author of The itching and the burning: a short history of Athlete's foot.
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    The PAM wonders why her nice new jeans hurt so much -- take the tags off, PAM...
    Last edited by kiz_paws; 05-26-2007 at 10:19 AM.
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    The PAM scared off her sidekick, poor little Boo-boo. She is, indeed, not your average bear!
    Some of us laugh
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    Some of us smoke
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    The PAM has business cards made up that declare him to be the "Headcheese of the known universe" and hands them out to passerby. Freaky deaky.
    "It is a mistake to think you can solve any major problems just with potatoes."
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    I thought I smelled graveyard mold. Spring cleaning, PAM?
    Some of us laugh
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    Some of us smoke
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    But it's all just the way
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