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    Quote Originally Posted by Geoffrey View Post
    hmm, oh yeah, Faulkner - The Sound and the Fury. That books killed me... in a bad way.
    I felt the same way about that book. It was the book where I decided that Faulkner simply wasn't for me.
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    Ethan Frome by Edith Wharton. Not a likeable charcater in the whole book. Had Ethan been born with a spine the story would never have been written.

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    Although I feel completely ill-equipped to pass judgment on any "classics", I will name two that I did not care for.

    "Portrait of the Artist . . ." I found it difficult to get through this one. I think the style bothered me. However, I'm suspicious my mind might be changed by a 2nd or 3rd or 4th reading.

    Also tried, unsuccessfully, to get through "Wealth of Nations". Bad idea. Too dry. Too old.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jamesian View Post
    Ah! Don't say that - I'm reading Portrait for class next month!
    Sorry...Who knows, you might even like it!
    At thunder and tempest, At the world's coldheartedness,
    During times of heavy loss And when you're sad
    The greatest art on earth Is to seem uncomplicatedly gay.

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    Wuthering Heights, Heart of Darkness.
    I enjoy talking to you. Your mind appeals to me.
    It resembles my own mind except that you happen to be insane.

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    Quote Originally Posted by mtpspur View Post
    Ethan Frome by Edith Wharton. Not a likeable charcater in the whole book. Had Ethan been born with a spine the story would never have been written.
    Haha...that makes me smile for some reason Maybe cuz I voted for Age of Innocence instead!
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    Frankenstein - Shelley. BUT only on the basis, I was forced to study it intensively for university. I will read it leisurely in the future as I am sure it cannot be that bad.
    "Without music, life would be a mistake." - Nietzsche

    "The most radical revolutionary will become a conservative on the day after the revolution" - Hannah Arendt.

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    I must agree with the people who have said Heart of Darkness. I don't actually think it's a bad story, but I don't think Conrad did a very good job at making me care about what was going on. The events in the novel just didn't seem to be portrayed with any kind of significance attached to them.

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    Catcher in the Rye
    I really liked this one. The profanity or the protagonist's vices didn't really bother me in the least.

    Heart of Darkness
    I remember Chinua Achebe had some pretty harsh things to say about Conrad that I wouldn't disagree with. But I still liked this novel, because it was insightful, even though in a somewhat rascist, Eurocentric way.

    Wuthering Heights
    This one was alright. I enjoyed it, despite its being a bit too melodramatic. For me it's a bit better than Jane Eyre.

    Now, to what I don't like: Portrait of the Artist as a Young Man. True, I don't think I understood what was going on most of the time. And I don't think I will like Ulysses either.

    Oh I also didn't like This Side of Paradise, Tender is the Night, The Beautiful and the Damned (F. Scott Fitzgerald) and The House of Mirth (Edith Wharton). But I don't know if these are considered great classics.
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    I loved Wuthering Heights. Exceptional writing style especially under the pressure of sexism a woman had to endure at Emily's time.
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    Anything by that dreadful Austen woman, so many times I have made an attempt to read her novels. Then I get this nauseous feeling in my throat and throw the thing away.
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    Quote Originally Posted by kilted exile View Post
    Anything by that dreadful Austen woman, so many times I have made an attempt to read her novels. Then I get this nauseous feeling in my throat and throw the thing away.
    Come now, come now!
    You don't have to be so harsh now!
    I am sure you will learn to like Austen, too;
    Otherwise, your lady friends will never forgive you!

    (OK, I know! I can't write poetry. Let's move on now! )
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    Quote Originally Posted by Scheherazade View Post
    Come now, come now!
    You don't have to be so harsh now!
    I am sure you will learn to like Austen, too;
    Otherwise, your lady friends will never forgive you!

    (OK, I know! I can't write poetry. Let's move on now! )
    I'm a lady who is quite bothered by Austen. I can't get very far reading one of her novels. I will eventually try again in the future.
    "So heaven meets earth like a sloppy wet kiss, and my heart turns violently inside of my chest, I don't have time to maintain these regrets, when I think about, the way....He loves us..."


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    Moby Dick
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