No a mountain's foot can only kick one into next week.
How do you eat with a fork in the road?
No a mountain's foot can only kick one into next week.
How do you eat with a fork in the road?
"It is a mistake to think you can solve any major problems just with potatoes."
Douglas Adams
"Frivolity is a stern taskmaster."
Zippy the Pinhead
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If you don't mind eating with a dirty fork, then you better eat fast and look out for cars.
How did they come up with the expression "the straw that broke the camel's back." Are they talking about hay? And if so, what is the difference between straw and hay? And why would a camel be around hay/straw in the first place since they live in the desert and walk in the sand? And if they're talking about drinking straws, then why were they dropping straws on the camel to begin with, and how many straws would it take to break the camel's back?
(can you handle all those stupid questions?)
Last edited by Shalot; 04-27-2007 at 09:00 PM.
"...if you weren't smart enough to get a pedophile in a dress to put a small amount of water on the child’s forehead, then what the eff did you think was going to happen?
I don't think I can but I will endeavor... Perhaps they meant straw as in the spherical tube used to suck water and drink? Hay sounds more like "Hey" which is a courteous salutation and it could mean "bay" like "the bay of pigs" or what the hell am I yapping on about?
What is Samuel Clemen's pseudonym spelt backwards?
My hide hides the heart inside
Niawt Kram, init?
Exactly what is "ground zero"?
Some of us laugh
Some of us cry
Some of us smoke
Some of us lie
But it's all just the way
that we cope with our lives...
Yes, and it's also the name of one of the prominent characters in my book in progress. (shhhhhhOriginally Posted by Pendragon
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When you see a big oval in the ground somewhere in proximity to the Brazilian Equator and fall through it until you are age 0 again and in your mummy's womb
What would Spiderman do if he confronted Sir Percy Blakeney, Madame Danglars and Les Esmeralda robbing a bank from different time zones and centuries on a black and white computer moniter?
My hide hides the heart inside
He would, simply, do something!
Why am I feeling hungry now?
I Love and Hate reading, you know why? Cuz my nights became sleepless when I discovered that Somethings called "books" do exist!
You're hungry because a freakishly hungry woman ran through your kitchen and stole all the food from you. Yea, I did mean to apologize for that, so sorry.
Why do I have to go grocery shopping?
"It is a mistake to think you can solve any major problems just with potatoes."
Douglas Adams
"Frivolity is a stern taskmaster."
Zippy the Pinhead
~Posting images tutorial~
Because you want to eat
Why are some people quiet when others are loud??
Cuz they want to listen?!
Why is the sky so high?
I Love and Hate reading, you know why? Cuz my nights became sleepless when I discovered that Somethings called "books" do exist!
It ain't. We are so low down.
Do people ever think that maybe, just maybe, other people do have a life?
Some of us laugh
Some of us cry
Some of us smoke
Some of us lie
But it's all just the way
that we cope with our lives...
Well, some people think that and the ones who tell you to get a life are usually the ones who don't have a life of their own!
When will it stop raining?
"It is a mistake to think you can solve any major problems just with potatoes."
Douglas Adams
"Frivolity is a stern taskmaster."
Zippy the Pinhead
~Posting images tutorial~
When the rain god leaves the area.
Why do teenagers love the musical Rent?
They do not have to pay rent as of yet!!!
Why does every driver on the road seem like a bloody idiot?
Some of us laugh
Some of us cry
Some of us smoke
Some of us lie
But it's all just the way
that we cope with our lives...
Because if they didn't then that would make you one of them!
How do we know north is up? We could be floating upside down, inside out or back to front in space!
north is up only because people have called it up. it is relative.
why isnt the world flat???
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