maybe there is 4396 or...
maybe there is 4396 or...
"O reason, reason, abstract phantom of the waking state, I had already expelled you from my dreams, now I have reached a point where those dreams are about to become fused with apparent realities: now there is only room here for myself. "
-Louis Aragon
or 4397 people have in fact been abducted by aliens only to return home and not remember any of it.
"...if you weren't smart enough to get a pedophile in a dress to put a small amount of water on the child’s forehead, then what the eff did you think was going to happen?
I've been abducted. Count me as one of the 4398 people who are aware of their abduction.
Do, or do not. There is no try. - Yoda
I fervently hope you did not receive 4399 probings during the course of your abduction, papaya. That would be troublesome.
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Oh no, she received 4400 probings
"...if you weren't smart enough to get a pedophile in a dress to put a small amount of water on the child’s forehead, then what the eff did you think was going to happen?
I guess that makes 4401 reasons for papaya to avoid sitting down much, eh?
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For the 4402 time. I was not probed, just admired for my beauty.
Do, or do not. There is no try. - Yoda
You think that because of the 4403 jolts of electricity delivered to your brain during the proceedings/probings (and please, if there is no such thing as jolt of electricity, just overlook it ~ you know what I mean ~ I may have been abducted myself. I could be suffering from a low level of brain damage brought on by the electrical shock treatment. )Originally Posted by papayahed
For the 4402 time. I was not probed, just admired for my beauty.
"...if you weren't smart enough to get a pedophile in a dress to put a small amount of water on the child’s forehead, then what the eff did you think was going to happen?
44.04% of the way to the finish line. Incidentally, I have been jolted by 440-480 Volts of electricity. There may not be a jolt, but it accurately describes the intense abuse your body receives.
"I am glad to learn my friend that you had not yet submitted yourself to any of the mouldy laws of Literature."
-John Muir
"My candle burns at both ends; It will not last the night; But ah, my foes, and oh, my friends - It gives a lovely light"
-Edna St. Vincent Millay
4405 cringes for getting shocked by any amount of current! It's the amps that get 'cha, just fyi. Not voltage, but if you don't like physics/electricity, then that's only a technicality, lol.
A bit that I wrote: Vanilla Ice Cream. Comments and critique welcomed! :-)
Yes but 80 amps is still quite a lot, probably 4406 times more than I need in a lifetime.
"I am glad to learn my friend that you had not yet submitted yourself to any of the mouldy laws of Literature."
-John Muir
"My candle burns at both ends; It will not last the night; But ah, my foes, and oh, my friends - It gives a lovely light"
-Edna St. Vincent Millay
Can I be the 4407 person to talk about electricity?
hay do did it LJ 4408 times
And shepherds we shall be
For Thee, my Lord, for Thee
Power hath descended forth from Thy hand
That our feet may swiftly carry out Thy command
So we shall flow a river forth to Thee
And teeming with souls shall it ever be
In nomine Patri, et Filii, et Spiritus Sancti
4409. Im boring today.
I thought I was the man with the master plan but as it turns out, tobogganing is much harder than training a dog with no ears, eyes, or legs.
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