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    Quote Originally Posted by Asa Adams View Post
    Ok, I will check it Out! And yes, This world is run by Men AND Women. It could'nt be done without the other!
    wrong darling! We only needed you guys for reproduction, now thanks to sperm donor we dont really need you after that...crucial thing. It must hurt knowing ur not needed or wanted. :-)
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    Quote Originally Posted by *Classic*Charm* View Post
    Do they still produce all that gas when they're dead?


    Im told twice as much. Maybe my good old friend Nymph, as she digs up old ancient stuff, can confirm this?
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    Quote Originally Posted by optimisticnad View Post


    Im told twice as much. Maybe my good old friend Nymph, as she digs up old ancient stuff, can confirm this?
    When they are dead asleep they do
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    Quote Originally Posted by optimisticnad View Post
    wrong darling! We only needed you guys for reproduction, now thanks to sperm donor we dont really need you after that...crucial thing. It must hurt knowing ur not needed or wanted. :-)
    Actually, Yes. It does hurt me that thats how some women feel.
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    ahhh poor Asa - you hurt his feelings
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    Quote Originally Posted by optimisticnad View Post


    Im told twice as much. Maybe my good old friend Nymph, as she digs up old ancient stuff, can confirm this?
    Well as far as i'm aware when we die we still have to release any gas left in our bodies which means....that yes... men will still release gas when they are dead. So lads no beans or vindaloos for your last meal okay!
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    Lol. Aww, you all made make me laugh.

    I knew I was right Nymph!

    And if i remember correctly you were so keen on the difference between 'boy' and 'man.' You should have said you were interested only in the physical differences.
    Last edited by optimisticnad; 03-23-2007 at 03:10 PM.
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    Opti- Your attitude is somewhat of an annoyance to me . I Never said Anything about crying, or being anyless of a man. I was just saying that a life without eachother (man and woman, or man and man/woman and woman, which ever the one you choose) is hardly an enjoyable one. Thats how I feel, simple as that.
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    Ok, stickin' me oar in again.

    This is a perfect example that women are never right and are no good with details

    Quote Originally Posted by optimisticnad View Post
    And Asa Adams, your forgetting what I and kilted exile told you: be a man, you cant cry. And if i remember correctly you were so keen on the difference between 'boy' and 'man.' You should have said you were interested only in the physical differences.
    That was "matt the man" that was crying in the other thread
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    EVERYONE HAS TO READ THIS POST AND THE ONE ABOVE BY EXILE:

    Yes! This is a perfect example to prove that women ARE ALWAYS MORE CLEVER THAN MEN.

    Kilted exile, I've just gone and deleted that bit so....um....what are you on about? When did I say 'And Asa Adams, your forgetting what I and kilted exile told you: be a man, you cant cry'.



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    Finally ... I finally found this coffee thread that was referenced to, lol (that is the trouble with being new, dang!).

    Anyhow, many laughs here, thanks all!

    ** pours coffee to share and offers to make blueberry tea **
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    I would love some blueberry tea kiz!
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    whoa, blueberry tea!
    Once I had this raspberry tea and it tasted really lovely, but my dad just got one so I never tasted it again.
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    Quote Originally Posted by toni View Post
    whoa, blueberry tea!
    Once I had this raspberry tea and it tasted really lovely, but my dad just got one so I never tasted it again.
    I knew there were two of it, only mom drank the other one but threw it away; saying it tasted socks. I smelled it though, it's sounds delightful to moi.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Reccura View Post
    I knew there were two of it, only mom drank the other one but threw it away; saying it tasted socks. I smelled it though, it's sounds delightful to moi.

    Then why did you let mum throw it away? ooo maybe because you know that if you taste it, you're gonna say: " It tastes odd; like a raspberry flavored paper"
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