Disappear for a day and all hell breaks loose
There once was a scotsman named Drew
Who put too much wine in his stew
He felt a bit drunk
And fell off his bunk
And landed smack into his shoe ~(C) Ms Niamh Anne King
I'm thinking, "Weasel whiskers, I wish we had power at home." We've been out for ten days now thanks to the ice storm of the flippin' century. I'm almost out of clean underthings and once the Yankee candle burns out, the only ones we'll have left will be apple-cinnamon scented votives. Oh, and most importantly we don't have any piggledy-wiggled internet. I have to survive on what I can get here at the University library, and it's not nearly enough. Could be two more weeks yet.![]()
The world is dark, and light is precious.
Come closer, dear reader.
You must trust me.
I am telling you a story.- The Tale of Despereaux
"Man, I really do not want to go to work today."
What is the use of a violent kind of delightfulness if there is no pleasure in not getting tired of it.
- Gertrude Stein
A washerwoman with her basket; a rook; a red-hot poker; th purples and grey-greens of flowers: some common feeling which held the whole together.
- Virginia Woolf
"It is a mistake to think you can solve any major problems just with potatoes."
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"Frivolity is a stern taskmaster."
Zippy the Pinhead
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Why am I ironing at 1 am?
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"It is not that I am mad; it is only that my head is different from yours.”
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Am I the only person who does not own an iron
There once was a scotsman named Drew
Who put too much wine in his stew
He felt a bit drunk
And fell off his bunk
And landed smack into his shoe ~(C) Ms Niamh Anne King
His crunching is driving me crazy!
Well, it makes two of us now, Kilted!
My iron has stopped working 10 mins ago and no amount of cajoling seems to persuade it to work again!![]()
(Even though it might have opted for the retirement it deserved long ago, I still suspect you! Did you put a curse on my iron or something?)
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"It is not that I am mad; it is only that my head is different from yours.”
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I talk foolish. I cant even see the obvious.![]()
One of the cest things about uni is noone excepts you to appear in ironed clothes although I do like them on occasion and I quite enjoy ironing and steaming , I find the tasks soothing.
My mission in life is to make YOU smile![]()
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My metabolism is AWOL.
Why is it that the consultants are after your life to take the interview call and when you do agree, the interviewers never call?![]()
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