Because they are well done... In an oven.
If asking a stupid question in a smart way, is it still a stupid question, or does it take a smart person to realise it is a stupid question asked in a stupid way?
Because they are well done... In an oven.
If asking a stupid question in a smart way, is it still a stupid question, or does it take a smart person to realise it is a stupid question asked in a stupid way?
There is no darkness, there is no light, there is only Lasagne!
Reckon that the book of Proverbs will contain your answer. Chapter 26 : 4-5
What time of day or night is it there?
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Where do babies come from?
You do realize this is NOT the "Ask a Stupid Question Thread"? Google "Human Reproduction" or ask your parents. If you think I'm going to answer a loaded question like this on here, you must be loaded!![]()
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Don't you think that education of children about the mysteries of life is essential, and much better than them finding out the "facts of life" from a friend, or after they have already gone too far?![]()
Some of us laugh
Some of us cry
Some of us smoke
Some of us lie
But it's all just the way
that we cope with our lives...
I dont know, my parents never talked about the mysteries with us, and I know they never can, they will be very embarassed.
Same Q
No.
IS IT SNOWING THERE? IT IS HERE.
Not snowing, but raining, haven't seen a snippet of sun for a very long time.
Are there different types of rain?
yes. Acid rain, purple rain, radioactive rain, red rain and I'm sure there are more.
What is it with humans?
There is no darkness, there is no light, there is only Lasagne!
A test tube
Why can't people in glass houses throw stones?
I declare after all there is no enjoyment like reading! How much sooner one tires of anything than of a book! When I have a house of my own, I shall be miserable if I have not an excellent library.
Jane Austen, Pride and Prejudice
Oh, well. If you can't lick 'em, join 'em!![]()
Insurance premiums.![]()
Why does Tarzan swing in vines?
Some of us laugh
Some of us cry
Some of us smoke
Some of us lie
But it's all just the way
that we cope with our lives...
Because poison ivy is itchy!!
Why are elephants afraid of mice?
I am the music floating free, I am the puppet trapped in the box... I am the cascades flowing tranquilly, I am the lava bursting from the mouth of the volcano... I am the rose blooming in a winter storm, I am the frost-bite on your finger in June... I am knowledge, I am ignorance... I am full of likenesses, I am full of contradictions.
~Me
Because once they step on them, the only way they can remove them from between their toes is to pick them out with their nose.
How many Psychiatrists does it take to change a light bulb?
--Kelly
...But if he wants to carry the cat that way, I say, "Let him!" It's not easy being eccentric.
Samuel Clemens' 70th birthday speech
One, but only if the light bulb wants to change.
How many students does it take to change a light bulb?