ooh, Pen, I hope you're right for #3.lol, I needed a laugh.
ooh, Pen, I hope you're right for #3.
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no and no
but your getting closer for number 3, here is a hint
its to do with an expression
My mission in life is to make YOU smile
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#3 Laugh until your false teeth fall out?
#6 Tell it it's bad or rotten
Some of us laugh
Some of us cry
Some of us smoke
Some of us lie
But it's all just the way
that we cope with our lives...
#3 - LMAO
...or something to that effect.
Por una cabeza
Si ella me olvida
Qué importa perderme
Mil veces la vida
Para qué vivir
ok Pen and Robin you are so nearly there with number 3 it makes my head hurt.
Oh wait aminute did I say how do you make an apple grumble or how do you make an apple puff?
ooops well its the same answer.Only the puff one is easier/more obvious.
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because I cant be bothered to scroll and check numbersOriginally Posted by Nightshade
1 What has a mouth but does not speak , and a bed but does not sleep?--- a river
2. What did the policeman say to his tummy ? ( americaised english speakers probably wont get this one)
3. What goes ha ha bonk?
4. What goes 99 bonk?-- a centipede with a wooden leg
5 .Whats yellow and scary?
6. How do you make an apple grumble?
7. Where do you go to wieght a whale?
8. What 3 letters are criminals afraid of?----ICU
Just for starters...
AHHH Ive just noticed a spelling mistakes (stupid spell checker) that changes the meaning sorry sorry
its where do you go to weigh a whale?
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For number 3, does the body part matter?
Por una cabeza
Si ella me olvida
Qué importa perderme
Mil veces la vida
Para qué vivir
And you are certain that the Scales wasn't right?
#3 Laugh until you fall on the floor? ROLF?
#5 A banana peel?
#6 What if the apple is a Crab?
Some of us laugh
Some of us cry
Some of us smoke
Some of us lie
But it's all just the way
that we cope with our lives...
ok Im going to give the pair of you #3 because I guess with internet that term of phrase has sort of been replaced
what goes ha ha bonk?
A man laughing his head off, but wooden teeth and LAMO do as well
Yay for you 2
as to the rest sorry!
Youve really never heard the whats yellow and scary joke before?
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Well, the one I have has an answer I won't repeat in polite or mixed company!
Some of us laugh
Some of us cry
Some of us smoke
Some of us lie
But it's all just the way
that we cope with our lives...
right ok no let me say these ae all jokes from a book I got when I was 6.
so
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I know, that's what is frustrating me!These babies ought to be simple!
This is deffinately corny, do you weight a whale at the gym?
Put the apple in a stew?
Yellow and scary--School bus going off a cliff.
In America, police wear bullet-proof vests. So the belly could be under a vest Shoot me!
Some of us laugh
Some of us cry
Some of us smoke
Some of us lie
But it's all just the way
that we cope with our lives...
yupp under a vest
Ok its WIEGH no t..... that was a typo that the spell checker didnt pick up on.
the apple oneis still wrong....and in englland we dont have yellow school buses.
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Now, What haven't I done to that apple? Let's see: we peeled it, called it rotten, sour, bad, crab, picked on it, stewwed it. We could core it, I suppose. Or perhaps slur the words apple grumble into apple crumble, in which case, the first thing I'd have to do is dig out the wife's cookbook! Miserable! Oh, I got am idea. In order to make cider, you press apples. Would that be it?
Yellow and scary isn't The Lone Banana by any chance?
Some of us laugh
Some of us cry
Some of us smoke
Some of us lie
But it's all just the way
that we cope with our lives...
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