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    hummm the first one is right anyway.... although that last one is very good dont know why thats not the righ answer but it isnt.
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    Exclamation

    And all the rest are wrong as well?!
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    yes afraid so... youre just not thinking cheese corny and silly enough.
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    1.) What has a mouth but does not speak , and a bed but does not sleep?
    2.) What did the policeman say to his tummy ? ( americaised english speakers probably wont get this one)
    3.) What goes ha ha bonk?
    4.) What goes 99 bonk?
    5.) Whats yellow and scary?
    6.) How do you make an apple grumble?
    7.) Where do you go to wieght a whale?
    8.) What 3 letters are criminals afraid of?

    #5 A bad banana?
    #7 (slurring, and getting really corny) The Doctor's Office

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    yes 8 is correct as to the rest still no IM afraid... youll kick yourself when you hear the answers
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    4) A centipede with a wooden leg?
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    If only I could switch to über cheesy illogical mode by flipping a switch. :brickwal

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    Quote Originally Posted by Taliesin View Post
    4) A centipede with a wooden leg?
    correct
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    #7) An undersea resturant? Of course, you would be the Waiter/Waitress, the whale would be your customer, so you would have to wait a whale.

    #2) Wild guess, OK. "I'll get the braclets/darbies for you?" I know braclets/darbies is slang for handcuff, do they also refer to doughnuts? The other term I have in mind is sinkers, which I know means doughnuts, but wonder how it would fit into a policeman's jargon.
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    nope give up??
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    #6 Pick on it.

    #7 Whales don't have any, but you might weight them at the scales. Don't know why I didn't see that one in the first place.
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    merry christmas Pen!
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    Is 3) Bam-bam, the Flinstones kid? He bonks everything and thinks its' funny.
    A bit that I wrote: Vanilla Ice Cream. Comments and critique welcomed! :-)

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    #3 Clown on a pogo-stick
    #6 Get a sour one
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