That's a wive's tale!Originally Posted by SummerSolstice
Pirates
Ninjas
That's a wive's tale!
These fragments I have shored against my ruins
James Joyce, the pirate.Why don't you write books people can read? -Nora Barnacle
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No, it's a ninja's tale. And ninjas are always right. Ninjas are 1337.
...I can't believe nobody has brought up realultimatepower.com... don't tell me we're all pretending to be too mature.
The world is dark, and light is precious.
Come closer, dear reader.
You must trust me.
I am telling you a story.- The Tale of Despereaux
Sure he did!
These fragments I have shored against my ruins
James Joyce, the pirate.
Insupportable claim: Reading my stories will make you a better person. Do your best to prove me right.
'Kay fine. I read the thread but I missed that. It happens. Nyah. *sticks out tongue*
Better yet... *goes ninja and flips out and assassinates J-B*
The world is dark, and light is precious.
Come closer, dear reader.
You must trust me.
I am telling you a story.- The Tale of Despereaux
You can't assassinate a pirate. Many of us are dead already anyway.
*Strikes out with wooden leg, catching puny ninja sword in midswing, and sends Summer back to the Equinox*
These fragments I have shored against my ruins
James Joyce, the pirate.
Insupportable claim: Reading my stories will make you a better person. Do your best to prove me right.
Ninjas can assassinate anything. Ninjas can assassinate rocks if they want to.
The world is dark, and light is precious.
Come closer, dear reader.
You must trust me.
I am telling you a story.- The Tale of Despereaux
Who couldn't assassinate a rock? Unlike rocks, Pirates have mateys. Besides, you know what I heard? I heard that Ninjas are afraid of water. Pirates live on the high seas, my delusionary friend.
These fragments I have shored against my ruins
James Joyce, the pirate.
Insupportable claim: Reading my stories will make you a better person. Do your best to prove me right.
pirates are drunk and feel no pain, arrrrgh!
"I am glad to learn my friend that you had not yet submitted yourself to any of the mouldy laws of Literature."
-John Muir
"My candle burns at both ends; It will not last the night; But ah, my foes, and oh, my friends - It gives a lovely light"
-Edna St. Vincent Millay
Fifteen men on the dead man's chest--
...Yo-ho-ho, and a bottle of rum!
Drink and the devil had done for the rest--
...Yo-ho-ho, and a bottle of rum!"
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"It is not that I am mad; it is only that my head is different from yours.”
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Ughh the violence *presses scented hanky to face*
( I know there is a smilie that faints somewhere but I cant find here)
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Ah, the violence... reminds me of a certain hill
I have a plan: attack!
Who can't assasinate rocks? They just sit there. *crush*
A pirate would take that rock and use it to bash somebody elses head, and then use it again to play pirate bowling with on their ship.
Yyarrrr!
“As Kingfishers catch fire, dragonflies draw flame . . .”
Why disqualify the rush? I'm tabled. I'm tabled.
And here I thought they would just use the newly acquired noggin for that purpose... silly me....
May curiousity kill me, and may satisfaction bring me back.
I seem to have finally found my way back to heaven online, formally known as you all. I've missed you all so much....
It's a little known fact that there are two distinct variations on bowling in which pirates like to engage: One with rocks formerly used for noggin bashing, and the other with noggins (preferably ninja noggins).
These fragments I have shored against my ruins
James Joyce, the pirate.
Insupportable claim: Reading my stories will make you a better person. Do your best to prove me right.
Ninja noggins are best, since you have no second thoughts about ramming them against the pins, whereas a rock you could use for a doorstop or something else useful.... like more ninja bashing!
May curiousity kill me, and may satisfaction bring me back.
I seem to have finally found my way back to heaven online, formally known as you all. I've missed you all so much....
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