I'll dig it out, scan it, and try to post it. I think I have a couple!
I'll dig it out, scan it, and try to post it. I think I have a couple!
Some of us laugh
Some of us cry
Some of us smoke
Some of us lie
But it's all just the way
that we cope with our lives...
Ooh, this should be interesting!
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Si ella me olvida
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Para qué vivir
Well, if theres one thing guys can do well, it's pick-up lines! Anyways I just had to share my Christmas shopping cheer. I left the store laughing at myself. Anyways, I walked into the movie store, and the girl at the front greeted me and smiled, than I went and started looking at some movies, and she came over and asked if I needed help, and I always the gentleman calmly stated I could use her telephone number. We both laughed
"Americans should know the universe itself as a road, as many roads, as roads for traveling souls."
-Walt WhitmanThey have their worries, they’re counting the miles, they’re thinking about where to sleep tonight, how much money for gas, the weather, how they’ll get there—and all the time they’ll get there anyway, you see.
-Jack Kerouac
Nicely done, TEND, most impressive! Pendragon, where's your clapping smilie?
Por una cabeza
Si ella me olvida
Qué importa perderme
Mil veces la vida
Para qué vivir
I assume that means she gave it to you.Originally Posted by TEND
Well, if theres one thing guys can do well, it's pick-up lines! Anyways I just had to share my Christmas shopping cheer. I left the store laughing at myself. Anyways, I walked into the movie store, and the girl at the front greeted me and smiled, than I went and started looking at some movies, and she came over and asked if I needed help, and I always the gentleman calmly stated I could use her telephone number. We both laughedThat is great. Now that still means you should be a gentleman on a date as well.
LET THERE BE LIGHT
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Congrats TEND!
I declare after all there is no enjoyment like reading! How much sooner one tires of anything than of a book! When I have a house of my own, I shall be miserable if I have not an excellent library.
Jane Austen, Pride and Prejudice
nice!
best pickup lines ever:
pirate pick-up: do you keep your pirate here (put hand on person's closest shoulder) or HERE (put arm around person to other shoulder)
and . . . the other one i'm not saying on the forum.!
but great job, TEND!! hee hee, have fun!
No day but today
-God is real, unless proclaimed integer-
A favorite of mine goes something like this,
You say: Hey, do you know how heavy a polar bear is?
They say: I don't know.
You say: Heavy enough to break the ice, hi I'm TEND.
"Americans should know the universe itself as a road, as many roads, as roads for traveling souls."
-Walt WhitmanThey have their worries, they’re counting the miles, they’re thinking about where to sleep tonight, how much money for gas, the weather, how they’ll get there—and all the time they’ll get there anyway, you see.
-Jack Kerouac
And that works?A favorite of mine goes something like this,
You say: Hey, do you know how heavy a polar bear is?
They say: I don't know.
You say: Heavy enough to break the ice, hi I'm TEND.
LET THERE BE LIGHT
"Love follows knowledge." – St. Catherine of Siena
My literature blog: http://ashesfromburntroses.blogspot.com/
Wow. TEND sure knows a lot of pick-up lines, that actually work!
Congrats on that one, TEND.
This one I saw on tv yesterday:
Guy: Are your eyes hurting you?
Girl: (confused) No, why?
Guy: Because your eyes are killing me!
(woz that lame?)
Dreams! adorations! illuminations! religions!
the whole boatload of sensitive!
— Allen Ginsberg, Howl II.
Tend ,the girl likes you>>>run run!
I would respond "No, pick up lines like that are whats gonna get you killed."
I declare after all there is no enjoyment like reading! How much sooner one tires of anything than of a book! When I have a house of my own, I shall be miserable if I have not an excellent library.
Jane Austen, Pride and Prejudice
Wow, that would certainly freak someone outI would respond "No, pick up lines like that are whats gonna get you killed."
"Americans should know the universe itself as a road, as many roads, as roads for traveling souls."
-Walt WhitmanThey have their worries, they’re counting the miles, they’re thinking about where to sleep tonight, how much money for gas, the weather, how they’ll get there—and all the time they’ll get there anyway, you see.
-Jack Kerouac
No, following up with "Start running" would freak someone out.
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