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    Quote Originally Posted by mir View Post
    *burp*

    oh my, excuse ME!
    Ok,you've almost got it but you need to extend so you can recite the entire alpahabet during the burp
    There once was a scotsman named Drew
    Who put too much wine in his stew
    He felt a bit drunk
    And fell off his bunk
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    I Used to be able to get to m ....oha and do the vowels. And 'row your boat'
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    Quote Originally Posted by Nightshade View Post
    I Used to be able to get to m ....oha and do the vowels. And 'row your boat'
    Wow, quite something . How about a band ?
    "Where mind meets matter, both should woo!"
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    or a burping contest?

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    Quote Originally Posted by mir View Post
    *burp*

    oh my, excuse ME!
    Hey burbing is not just a male thing. My wife burbs with the best of them. However, she only does it in front of me. I think women are just shy about letting themselves free in public. *scratches armpit, gorilla-like*
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    Quote Originally Posted by Virgil View Post
    Hey burbing is not just a male thing. My wife burbs with the best of them. However, she only does it in front of me. I think women are just shy about letting themselves free in public. *scratches armpit, gorilla-like*
    Exactly...men are more comfortable and intune with nature!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Virgil View Post
    Hey burbing is not just a male thing. My wife burbs with the best of them. However, she only does it in front of me. I think women are just shy about letting themselves free in public. *scratches armpit, gorilla-like*
    Oh, boy! Did I try to resist the temptation to post this but I think now it is the time!

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    HAHAHAHAHA

    well, sorry, Scher, i don't seem to be able to get it. the reason my internet gives me? quote: The Websense category "Tasteless" is filtered.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Scheherazade View Post
    Oh, boy! Did I try to resist the temptation to post this but I think now it is the time!

    http://www.thebestpageintheuniverse....?u=women_smell
    oh man...did ye all know that mr. maddox published a book?

    ...but I must admit, I do like that site, its good for a laugh everynow and again!

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    Quote Originally Posted by kilted exile View Post
    Ok,you've almost got it but you need to extend so you can recite the entire alpahabet during the burp
    And if you really wanna bust people's buttons, in Greek.
    Por una cabeza
    Si ella me olvida
    Qué importa perderme
    Mil veces la vida
    Para qué vivir

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    How about burped Bard? Some might think it insulting, but i think the ol' genius would have appreciated it. He did have an abundance of crude humor in his works, why not heighten the laughs?
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    Quote Originally Posted by SleepyWitch View Post
    hey, I said *pretending to be a guy again*, NOT pretending to be a gentleman
    Righto. Three genders there, mate. Men, women, and (either-gender) guys. For example, take the following scenario: A man, a woman, and a guy are atop the world's highest dam. The man will look around and perhaps wonder how much concrete it took to build this dam and how much electricity it produces. The woman will marvel at the view, but perhaps wonder if it was worth flooding the land behind the dam. The guy with try to see how far he can take a whiz off of the dam. Some of you are nodding and some are thinking old Uncle Pen has bats in his belfry. Read Dave Barry's Complete Guide to Guys. It explains the phenomenon.
    Some of us laugh
    Some of us cry
    Some of us smoke
    Some of us lie
    But it's all just the way
    that we cope with our lives...

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    Farting is fun!

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    *slowly moves away from Shannigan*

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    good plan
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