I Used to be able to get to m ....oha and do the vowels. And 'row your boat'
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"The time has come," the Walrus said,"To talk of many things:
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or a burping contest?
LET THERE BE LIGHT
"Love follows knowledge." – St. Catherine of Siena
My literature blog: http://ashesfromburntroses.blogspot.com/
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Stanislaw Lem
1921 - 2006, Rest In Peace.
"Faith is, at one and the same time, absolutely necessary and altogether impossible"
Oh, boy! Did I try to resist the temptation to post this but I think now it is the time!
http://www.thebestpageintheuniverse....?u=women_smell
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"It is not that I am mad; it is only that my head is different from yours.”
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HAHAHAHAHA
well, sorry, Scher, i don't seem to be able to get it. the reason my internet gives me? quote: The Websense category "Tasteless" is filtered.
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No day but today
-God is real, unless proclaimed integer-
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Stanislaw Lem
1921 - 2006, Rest In Peace.
"Faith is, at one and the same time, absolutely necessary and altogether impossible"
How about burped Bard? Some might think it insulting, but i think the ol' genius would have appreciated it. He did have an abundance of crude humor in his works, why not heighten the laughs?
I declare after all there is no enjoyment like reading! How much sooner one tires of anything than of a book! When I have a house of my own, I shall be miserable if I have not an excellent library.
Jane Austen, Pride and Prejudice
Righto. Three genders there, mate. Men, women, and (either-gender) guys. For example, take the following scenario: A man, a woman, and a guy are atop the world's highest dam. The man will look around and perhaps wonder how much concrete it took to build this dam and how much electricity it produces. The woman will marvel at the view, but perhaps wonder if it was worth flooding the land behind the dam. The guy with try to see how far he can take a whiz off of the dam. Some of you are nodding and some are thinking old Uncle Pen has bats in his belfry. Read Dave Barry's Complete Guide to Guys. It explains the phenomenon.![]()
Some of us laugh
Some of us cry
Some of us smoke
Some of us lie
But it's all just the way
that we cope with our lives...
Farting is fun!
~*Queen of the Silent But Deadly Nasal Intruder*~
You learn more about a road by travelling it than by consulting all of the maps in the world.
*slowly moves away from Shannigan*
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No day but today
-God is real, unless proclaimed integer-
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You learn more about a road by travelling it than by consulting all of the maps in the world.