dirty talks again...guys can never change.....
dirty talks again...
Scratching one's self isn't dirty. Don't you ever get mosquito bites? Sooo, anyway, what happened to all the guys in smoking jackets suavely sipping martinis?
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We're still here, just a little tipsy and prone to flashing people out the window through our smoking jackets. But very suavely.
Por una cabeza
Si ella me olvida
Qué importa perderme
Mil veces la vida
Para qué vivir
Flashing? In a smoking jacket? Somehow I always picture a long dirty grey trenchcoat as the garment of choice for flashers. But then I suppose if it is done suavely, then smoking jacket would be the way to go. (True story...my sister was flashed by an old guy at the library once and she yelled at him...it wasn't very suave of him in the least.)
"It is a mistake to think you can solve any major problems just with potatoes."
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"Frivolity is a stern taskmaster."
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Now that we've had our drinks guys, I think it's time we put up some expressos.
LET THERE BE LIGHT
"Love follows knowledge." – St. Catherine of Siena
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You took the words, right outta my mouth Virg. Good on you mate!Originally Posted by Virgil
Now that we've had our drinks guys, I think it's time we put up some expressos.
A double espresso for me please sir, minus the biscoti
A man should never be ashamed to own he has been in the wrong, which is but saying in other words that he is wise today than yesterday - Alexander Pope
Conviction that is not under-girded by LOVE makes the possessor of that conviction obnoxious and the dogma possessed becomes repulsive - Ravi Zacharias.
Coffee's not my thing, nor is tea, oddly enough. Perhaps a spot of fruit juice...
Por una cabeza
Si ella me olvida
Qué importa perderme
Mil veces la vida
Para qué vivir
I'll take the coffee but I shouldn't participate in the flashing: people might get jealous........
There once was a scotsman named Drew
Who put too much wine in his stew
He felt a bit drunk
And fell off his bunk
And landed smack into his shoe ~(C) Ms Niamh Anne King
What, at the size of your rifle? Or, as Bugs Bunny would call it, your "elephant gun"? If you're kilted, flashing should be just as easy or easier than for anyone else here.
Por una cabeza
Si ella me olvida
Qué importa perderme
Mil veces la vida
Para qué vivir
Wait! How did we get from coffee to flashing?
LET THERE BE LIGHT
"Love follows knowledge." – St. Catherine of Siena
My literature blog: http://ashesfromburntroses.blogspot.com/
Ooooyyyy...flashing, hehe....
last halloween my boyfriend wore a pair of nude-colored spandex shorts under a bathrobe and just ran around a huge outdoor halloween party "flashing" people, lol....
Fruit Juice, Robin? C'mon over to Tickles Dockside Pub on St. Thomas, we got some of the best homemade fruit punch around...we even put passion fruit juice and guava juice in it!
You learn more about a road by travelling it than by consulting all of the maps in the world.
'INSTURMENTS' is that the latest name for it.Wait! How did we get from coffee to flashing?
what about "flashing device"
A man should never be ashamed to own he has been in the wrong, which is but saying in other words that he is wise today than yesterday - Alexander Pope
Conviction that is not under-girded by LOVE makes the possessor of that conviction obnoxious and the dogma possessed becomes repulsive - Ravi Zacharias.
i think i nees some more coffee for this conversation.
No day but today
-God is real, unless proclaimed integer-
I don't know how this got to "flashing", but I have to tell this story. My Senior Year in school, I knew my usual job would never cover all my expenses. Fortunately, there was a new burger joint opening in town, and I was hired there to run the back line, making burgers and "supervising" others. One night in November, a girl from the drive-through window came to the back and got me, and she couldn't even talk for a minute. Then she said "She ain't got no clothes on!" I dashed to the window to see a green car pulling away. It seems he pulled up to the window and stepped out of the car naked! It's cold here in November! The idiot came back twice more! I had his licence number and called the cops. He should have froze certain important parts of his anatomy off that night!
Some of us laugh
Some of us cry
Some of us smoke
Some of us lie
But it's all just the way
that we cope with our lives...
Oi...I have heard an expression that it "takes all kinds" but... Actually, flashers are disturbing, but are almost never a physical threat.
Gosh, and Kilted said the women were resorting to quizzes to make conversation. Guys, go take a quiz!
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