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    Gosh, I never thought it was difficult for men to find a preferred fit! I guess I never thought they would care I have trouble finding "women's jeans" that aren't wide on top and just big enough for your foot to get through on the bottom...I guess that's too cowgirl-style for me. I like a good straight leg, or a slight flare (bell bottoms? lol). Hmmm...oops, I'm in the guys thread again!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Shannanigan View Post
    Hmmm...oops, I'm in the guys thread again!
    That's OK. I've considered you an honorary guy. Based on some of the things you've said here.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Virgil View Post
    That's OK. I've considered you an honorary guy. Based on some of the things you've said here.
    woohoo! (~puts on honorary smoking jacket, ties the sash extra tight so the waistline can be seen~) lol
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    If you guys really want to show your feminine side, flush and put the seat down. As for man fashion, I miss men's hinies. Men in 501 button flies...any man in 501's, barefoot and in 501's, with a shirt that actually fits and doesn't make them look like a five year old playing dress up...or better yet, no shirt. A man in 501's, barefoot, no shirt, commando, grrrrrrrrrrrr!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Arethusa View Post
    If you guys really want to show your feminine side, flush and put the seat down.
    Is that all. i thought I would have to put on lipstick and a dress.
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    I just went in the bathroom and found the toilet seat up. What did I do? Dun dun duuuunnnn...I put it down! Gasp!

    Honestly, I'm not bothered by it, and don't understand why other women are. I heard that it's because women just run into the bathroom and sit down without looking...really? That's just weird. I would think that the women who are so insistent that the seat be left down would be the same women who would check to see if there were any...erm...leakage (?) on the seat. I'd much rather put the seat down than have to wipe off any of that!
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    Hello. *very meekly*

    I'll get straight to the point: need to get drunk and forget the day iv had! Lots of drinking going on here. So.... can i be a guy for one evening? Wel fart and swear and grunt and scratch arm pits and leave toilet seats up and....anything you want.

    But two promises please:

    1. When I get on the poker table and start..... ....stripping someone must stop me.

    2. Whem Im really drunk that Im making passes at any of you guys, oz, virg, amius, robin,kilted, i dont care who you are, if im making a pass at you it means im drunk! and so call me a taxi, send a sober sensilbe girl (or guy, but only if no girls available) with me and make sure i get home tucked in bed safely with water and painkiller right next to me. oh and something to vomit in. thanks!

    so lets parrtayyy. (home style).
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    Sweetie I think you have a bad idea here! Better make sure one of the girls can take you home if you insist on staying!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Shannanigan View Post
    I just went in the bathroom and found the toilet seat up. What did I do? Dun dun duuuunnnn...I put it down!
    I've always wondered why men don't complain about women leaving the toilet seat down. I guess we're just too lazy.
    Quote Originally Posted by optimisticnad
    1. When I get on the poker table and start..... ....stripping someone must stop me.
    Don't count on that when you're among guys.
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    lol opti...here, I'm an "honorary guy" here, I'll be your designated driver as long as you're mine when I need a night like this!
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    hey girls I dont drink so how about I'm designated driver???
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    Quote Originally Posted by Shannanigan View Post
    woohoo! (~puts on honorary smoking jacket, ties the sash extra tight so the waistline can be seen~) lol


    We need a list of women who can feel free to enter the Guys' Thread...anytime.

    Quote Originally Posted by optimisticnad
    1. When I get on the poker table and start..... ....stripping someone must stop me.

    2. Whem Im really drunk that Im making passes at any of you guys, oz, virg, amius, robin,kilted, i dont care who you are, if im making a pass at you it means im drunk! and so call me a taxi, send a sober sensilbe girl (or guy, but only if no girls available) with me and make sure i get home tucked in bed safely with water and painkiller right next to me. oh and something to vomit in. thanks!
    1. Oh, of course!! Why would we do otherwise? ~checks batteries on his video camera~

    2. Erm...if you wake up with dollar bills tucked into your clothing, ignore them. Gentlemen, shall we draw straws to see who accompanies optimistic home?
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    Add me then!

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    Haha, me as well if you please robin dear...

    Well, strip poker is a game we've played.. even at school.... But no woman has gone farther than unbuttoning her buttons and losing her skirt [ of course if she wore shorts]

    Or even strip jack... [ jack and poy...] Men however have gone as far as being topless and pantless... [ if they were wearing boxers] Yes, we were like I dunno... 2nd year... but this was during camp... When nobody gives a damn!!! Long live roughing it outdoors and shooting birds from the sky, defeathering them and cleaning their guts out...

    And beer!!! Lots and lots of beer!!
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    Quote Originally Posted by shinigami View Post
    Actually, it's a real good way to pick up girls... But I want to know, what is man's vision of "improper attire" and of course give the situation...

    Like, I wouldn't wear 3/4 pants with leather shoes anyday or I wouldn't wear a tubetop anyway NEAR school [and in it of course]...
    prime example with be, it would be highly improper for your boyfriend to wear his dodgy track pants if he is going to meet your dad.
    or a cotton summer suit to a black tie evening, highly improper!
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