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    Shini is feeling guilty at destroying all the smilies, and has now set out to find new smilies, to make up with Night.

    I have the hill now.

    MY HILL!!!!
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    Madhuri's Hill

    Walking around in purgatory on my way to kick the horned one for not releasing Night and getting her back to earth the moment he saw she was in purgatory, I notice Madhuri, who, strangely enough, sits on my hill. I'll have to deal with that.

    But first I call the Martian military and tell them to up the production of smilies in the secret production facility to make up for the loss of smilies on earth. As the production facilities kick in, a horde of smilies decent onto earth, where they are greated by Night, who was just released from purgatory by Mr. Satan himself.

    Time to deal with the illegal occupant of my hill.

    I tell Madhuri it is a very nice picture of her in her profile, but that it is a bit unclear. She immediately runs of to find a bigger and better picture.

    My hill, taken without the use of excessive force, if you don't count the beating I gave the horned one.
    There is no darkness, there is no light, there is only Lasagne!

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    Illegal!!! It was always mine...

    Anyways, I know how to reclaim my property.

    I tell Aimus, that some very honoured guests from Mars have come visiting him, and to recieve them he has to go to the guest house downhill. As soon as he enters the room, I lock it from outside. The illegal occupant is in now and the rightful occupant (ME) is now sitting on top of the hill...

    My HILL!!!
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    Madhuri's hill.

    Say, Madhuri, there is a free earring giveaway going on at the Earrings R' Us store. Whats that you say? You gotta go? Hey, no prob, I will be more than happy to take over the hill. Super!

    My hill....
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    I find the smilies and make up with Night, on my way back I gasp as I see the hill with someone else on it. Hm... Kathy?!?! I mean, Kathy has the hill... I kick her and she runs to her mama...

    My hill dearies!
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    Enough bickering, the rightful owner is here! I roar and everybody runs away as fast as they can. Now this redefines 'bad breath' just ok

    MY hill!
    I have a plan: attack!

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    Quote Originally Posted by shinigami View Post
    Hm... Kathy?!?! I mean, Kathy has the hill... I kick her and she runs to her mama...

    My hill dearies!
    My "mama" passed away a few years ago.

    Still Jay's hill, I am just guarding it for her....
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    Ok, no more nice.

    Jay's hill

    She has freely admitted her roar is a smelly affair, and I barrage her with bottles of mouthwash until she ceases and desists her illegal hill occupation. Off with you!

    Kathy's (yes...Kathy's) hill.
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    Kathy's hill...

    After I've improved my breath problem (ie got rid of all that mouthwash thing), I run on top of my hill to find Kathy sitting in MY rocking chair/throne, which makes me unimaginatively mad. Being a deity and all that minor details you trespassers keep missing, I cause a flood and wash Kathy away... unfortunately losing my rocking chair/throne in the process. *sigh* The war has demanded its first casualty. *sniff*
    *cough* ahem, anyway, the hill be mine again!
    I have a plan: attack!

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    Jay's Hill.

    Pensive loves her hill. Can't see anyone else having control on it, even Jay. So she makes up the golden plan in which she makes up her mind that she would send her fellow birds to fetch the hill from Jay. Her powerful, non-powerful; big, little; happy, sad; all bird-friends fly at Jay's place and come back with the hill.

    Pensive's Hill!
    HER VERY OWN HILL!
    I sang of leaves, of leaves of gold, and leaves of gold there grew.

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    Pensive thinks she has the hill.

    Another minor detail, birdy , you forgot to get rid of me. Next time you abduct a hill, make sure to leave the tyrant behind . Thanks for the ride though, it was a blast.

    My hill
    I have a plan: attack!

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    Jay's hill...

    Jay didn't wake up during camp and as a cause of that the commanding officer of the camp punished him... nuid a dike around the whole camp.. Sadly, as he was doing this.. he contracted the dengue virus and was sent to the hospital, needing blood... As such, the commanding officer needed to inform the parents and assigned me as their leader..

    My Hill...

    [ very sorry kathy dear...]
    "I'd rather be hated for hu i am, than loved for hu I'm not"

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    Shini's hill.

    Well, her personal pack of wolves have gone home and virgil calls his pack over, and Shini runs off very scared.

    Virgil's hill!
    LET THERE BE LIGHT

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    Virgil's hill...

    Apparently, my personal pack of wolves has gone back to The Den, well.. then I call forth my murder of crows and my ravens... Virgil's pack has run off... with Virgil with them...

    Shini's hill
    "I'd rather be hated for hu i am, than loved for hu I'm not"

    "I may run and hide, but I NEVER tell a lie"

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    My dragon friends and I have decided that you mere mortals just can't handle the power of 'the hill' so, we decide that we are goint to take over.
    I offer Shini a pile of the purest dragon gold to kindly leave the hill. She agrees and takes her new found treasure with her.
    Little does she know that it's magic gold, that turns into dust when she is at the bottom of the hill. My dragon friends guard the hill and name me queen of it
    MY HILL!!!
    BLUEBIIRD'S HILL!!!
    No doubt but there is none other beeste comparable to the mightie dragon in awsome power and majestie, and few so worthie of the diligent studies of wise men - Gildas Magnus, Ars Draconis, 1465

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