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    Top 10 foods for men

    Garlic
    This smelly little number is literally packed full of goodness! It has anti-cancer compounds, antibacterial and decongestant properties to keep coughs and colds at bay, and phytochemicals, which help lower cholesterol and prevent blood clots. You can add it during cooking to practically any savoury dish, or, if you’re not mad about the distinctive taste (or smell), pop a whole clove of garlic in the oven while you’re cooking a pizza. Roast garlic is soft and can be spread like butter but has a much more mellow flavour.

    Tomato Ketchup
    Tomatoes are rich in the antioxidant lycopene. Research has shown that lycopene may be important in preventing heart disease and many cancers, especially prostate cancer. Unusually for a nutrient, lycopene is even more potent in cooked tomatoes than raw ones, so adding a dollop of ketchup to those fries isn’t the worst thing in the world. However, because of the salt and sugar content of commercial ketchup, look at including other rich sources of lycopene into your diet – add tomato puree to a stew or casserole, tomato soup, tomato-based pasta sauce or Bolognese and even top pizza with extra tomato slices.

    Broccoli
    It’s not only pregnant women who need this to boost their folic acid intake. Men need folate or folic acid too as this can lower the levels of an amino acid in the blood called homocysteine. High homocysteine levels are associated with increased risk of heart disease and stroke. Broccoli is also loaded with vitamin C, beta-carotene, potassium and a phytochemical called sulphoraphane, which helps reduce the risk of cancer. If you just can’t face a big pile of broccoli at the side of your plate, mix it into pasta sauce (see above), cover it with chilli sauce and have with noodles or even put it on top of pizza (again, see note on tomatoes!) It’s important to eat a wide variety of vegetables as they are all packed with antioxidants and other disease-fighting compounds.

    Oily Fish
    Fish such as salmon, tuna, mackerel and herring contain essential fatty acids, like Omega-3 and Omega-6, which have been proven to be beneficial in preventing heart disease, some cancers, arthritis and depression. Mackerel is an especially rich source of selenium. Research at Cornell University found those taking selenium supplements (200 mcg daily) had 63% fewer prostate cancers and 39% lower cancer rate overall. So try to have oily fish at least twice each week, whether it’s tuna sandwiches, a nice grilled salmon steak with a mound of mashed potatoes (think fish and chips, but healthier) or a rice dish such as kedgeree.

    Steak
    Red meat is a great source of zinc, vitamin B12 and iron. Zinc is involved in hundreds of body functions, from producing DNA to the sense of taste. Vitamin B12 also has many functions including energy release and iron is essential for carrying oxygen from the lungs all around the body. If you’re a bit of an athlete or enjoy working out, you need to get these nutrients. But choose leaner cuts of meat and avoid cheaper products such as burgers and pies as these are very high in saturated fat. Remember you should try not to eat red meat more than 3 times a week.

    Milk
    What more could a body ask for? Milk is one of our main sources of calcium and low intakes of calcium have been linked with heart disease, colon cancer and osteoporosis. Osteoporosis is not just a disease that affects older women - 1 in 12 men now suffer from osteoporosis so it’s vital to have an adequate calcium intake. Choose semi-skimmed or skimmed milk for a low fat source of calcium, with protein too.

    Nuts and Seeds
    All you tough nuts out there, take note! These little goodies are crammed full of vitamins and minerals. Brazil nuts are especially high in magnesium and selenium – an antioxidant that helps prevent heart disease, cancer and protects prostate health. Sprinkle seeds such as linseed or flaxseed over your cereal to pack in more goodness, snack on a small handful of nuts instead of crisps or top your toast with peanut butter.

    Bananas
    This crazy fruit will boost your energy as well as boosting your potassium levels. You need potassium to regulate your nerves, heartbeat and blood pressure. Bananas can also be useful hangover cures after a night on the town!

    Potatoes
    Good old spuds! Cheap and cheerful, boiled or baked, they never fail to fill you up. They’re also packed full of vitamin C, along with lots of other vitamins and minerals. Eat the skin for fibre and go easy on the chipped variety!

    Beer
    That’s right! Beer contains phytochemicals that have been shown to help prevent heart disease. It may also aid digestion by encouraging acid production in the stomach and moderate (yes, moderate) alcohol intake as part of a healthy diet is associated with lower incidence of heart disease. BUT WAIT! This doesn’t give you licence to become a lager lout! Remember that these effects are only seen in moderate drinkers – that’s no more than 2 units per day (1 pint of beer). High intakes will undo all the goodness so try not to get carried away!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Pendragon View Post
    Nice smoking jacket! It will go well with my pipes, which I do not smoke, but are for writer's inspiration. Should our Club elect officers, or shall we all remain equal? I care not either way. I can remain on equal terms with my fellow Extraordinary Gentlemen, good chaps every one, or find no problem with having a duely elected Chairman. I think any such Chairman would simply be "one of the boys", don't you know?
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    Warning: if you know nothing about psychology, you will misinterpret this as a crass statement.







    I think that the number of women posters in this thread bolster's Freud's theory about penis envy.
    Told by a fool, signifying nothing.

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    Quote Originally Posted by imthefoolonthehill View Post
    I think that the number of women posters in this thread bolster's Freud's theory about penis envy.
    Depending on who you ask, it's not women who are jealous of men's sexuality, it's the other way around.

    Karen Horney, feminist critic et all, contends that man's fundamental lack of "life-creating" power," with which woman is imbued, has motivated the creation of such historically masculine enterprises as "state, religion, art, and science," all in man's "attempt" to compensate for that insurmountable deficiency. Unfortunately, however, "even the greatest achievements cannot fully make up for something for which we are not endowed by nature."

    So, basically, males have created all of civilization in the hopes of countering the female's ability to bear children.
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    yeah yeah, i've heard that theory, but look how many women are posting in the men's thread and vise versa.
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    So, basically, males have created all of civilization in the hopes of countering the female's ability to bear children.
    Interesting feminist theory. Though the lady inventing it obviously did not take into the account the fact that it implies that women did not have a hand in creating civilisation...that women, basically, are people who simply bear offspring, the males of which go on to create beautiful arts, architecture, etc.

    Honestly, it's silly on both sides. Being female is good, being male is good too (or so I would think). Both sexes are important...besides, no female could bear a child without a male.

    I had to do readings of feminist literature for my lit. studies course at uni - I never want to see a feminist again.

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    Quote Originally Posted by OZEED View Post
    We shall stand shoulder to shoulder, we shall stand as brothers, we shall stand strong!

    Raise you glasses..... to pride,to justice,to honor,to gentlemen
    Wait till a beautiful girl drops by, and everyone will see how united all the men are.....
    Charms strike the sight, but merit wins the soul.

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    "Until"? The little lit-up green circle tells me she's already here.
    Por una cabeza
    Si ella me olvida
    Qué importa perderme
    Mil veces la vida
    Para qué vivir

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    he he he...I knew it.....

    So what happens to 'United We Stand....' slogan..... now

    One of the gang members has already faltered.......OZ!!! Watch out for the others too...
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    Quote Originally Posted by Madhuri View Post
    he he he...I knew it.....

    So what happens to 'United We Stand....' slogan..... now

    One of the gang members has already faltered.......OZ!!! Watch out for the others too...
    On the contrary fair maddie I would have to agree with robin.
    We certainly don't break ranks because of beautiful women, rather embrace and appreciate their beauty.
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    Special emphasis occurring, of course, on the "embrace," eh, Oz?
    Por una cabeza
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    Qué importa perderme
    Mil veces la vida
    Para qué vivir

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    Yeah, why not...

    What if the 'embrace' is repelled???
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    Quote Originally Posted by Madhuri View Post
    Yeah, why not...

    What if the 'embrace' is repelled???

    the man would go back from the place he came from
    and of course with a red face

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    Quote Originally Posted by imthefoolonthehill View Post
    I think that the number of women posters in this thread bolster's Freud's theory about penis envy.
    Quote Originally Posted by Madhuri
    Wait till a beautiful girl drops by, and everyone will see how united all the men are.....
    You guys are too much. I'm choking from laughing so much. I have trears rolling down my cheeks from the laughter.

    This thread is hilarious!!
    Last edited by Virgil; 11-06-2006 at 11:52 AM.
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