"Starling! Starling! Crawford wants to see you in his pants"
The Silence of The Pants
"Starling! Starling! Crawford wants to see you in his pants"
The Silence of The Pants
WE SPEAK HERE OF "MOONING" SOMEONE
: GREGORY
: I will frown as I pass by, and let them take it as they list. [41]
: SAMPSON
: Nay, as they dare. I will lower my pants at them, which is disgrace to them if they bear it.
: ABRAM
: Do you lower your pants at us, sir?
: SAMPSON
: I do lower my pants.
: ABRAM
: Do you lower your pants at us, sir?
: SAMPSON [Aside to Gregory]
: Is the law of our side if I say ay?
: GREGORY [Aside to Sampson]
: No.
: SAMPSON
: No, sir, I do not lower my pants at you, sir, but I lower my pants, sir.
Shakerspeare's Romeo and Juliet
Some of us laugh
Some of us cry
Some of us smoke
Some of us lie
But it's all just the way
that we cope with our lives...
Originally Posted by Pendragon
Forrest Gump: But you ain't got no pants, Lieutenant Dan.
Last edited by Shalot; 09-18-2006 at 12:57 AM.
"...if you weren't smart enough to get a pedophile in a dress to put a small amount of water on the child’s forehead, then what the eff did you think was going to happen?
"As liberally, as to a Midwife, shew
Thy pants."
---- John Donne
“As Kingfishers catch fire, dragonflies draw flame . . .”
Why disqualify the rush? I'm tabled. I'm tabled.
"Ma'am, all we want is just the PANTS Joe Friday, from Dragnet
Last edited by Pendragon; 09-14-2006 at 11:33 AM.
Some of us laugh
Some of us cry
Some of us smoke
Some of us lie
But it's all just the way
that we cope with our lives...
Sing a song of Pants, Vince!
Sing a song of Pants, Vince,
That Pants thief is surely sly;
He came lurking about the King’s house,
Around the time for tea and pie!
Left the poor old King out in his counting-house,
Sitting in his bloomin’ undies!
Left the poor Queen sitting in her parlour—
Thank goodness for her pink robe with fuzzy bunnies!
Left the poor old maid out in the garden—
Now minus half her clothes!
Cowering in her knickers behind the fountain,
Her face as red as any rose!
Pendragon
© 9/14/2006
Some of us laugh
Some of us cry
Some of us smoke
Some of us lie
But it's all just the way
that we cope with our lives...
"Fairest pants, thou art rich, being poor."
- - - King Lear
“As Kingfishers catch fire, dragonflies draw flame . . .”
Why disqualify the rush? I'm tabled. I'm tabled.
But long ago he rode away,
and where he dwelleth none can say;
for into darkness fell his star
in Mordor where the pants are
"...if you weren't smart enough to get a pedophile in a dress to put a small amount of water on the child’s forehead, then what the eff did you think was going to happen?
"I do not like green pants and spats!
I will not wear them, Sam, and that is that!"
Some of us laugh
Some of us cry
Some of us smoke
Some of us lie
But it's all just the way
that we cope with our lives...
I hope this hasn't already been done..
"The first rule of Pants Club is...You don't talk about Pants Club!"
-Fight Club
Last edited by B-Mental; 11-15-2006 at 06:46 AM.
"I am glad to learn my friend that you had not yet submitted yourself to any of the mouldy laws of Literature."
-John Muir
"My candle burns at both ends; It will not last the night; But ah, my foes, and oh, my friends - It gives a lovely light"
-Edna St. Vincent Millay
Go confidently in the direction of your pants! Live the life you've imagined. As you simplify your pants, the laws of the universe will be simpler.
~Henry David Thoreau (sort of)
"It is a mistake to think you can solve any major problems just with potatoes."
Douglas Adams
"Frivolity is a stern taskmaster."
Zippy the Pinhead
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An honest line of poetry containing the word pants from Ogden Nash, who often had a biting sense of humor!
"Sure, deck your lower limbs in Pants!,
Yours are the limbs, my sweeting!
You look divine as you advance—
Have you seen yourself retreating?"
Some of us laugh
Some of us cry
Some of us smoke
Some of us lie
But it's all just the way
that we cope with our lives...
"Dude, where's my pants?"
"You have enemies? Good. That means you’ve stood up for something, sometime in your life."
To go wrong in one's own way is better than to go right in someone else's" - Dostoevksy
Ho, ho, ho! Merry Pants-mas!
"You have enemies? Good. That means you’ve stood up for something, sometime in your life."
To go wrong in one's own way is better than to go right in someone else's" - Dostoevksy
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