Night's ghost has the hill
As a semi-professional ghostbuster, I know what to do in these situations. I take out some garlic, and Night should run screaming.
No effect! The old fashion way then, ghost buster style! Ectoplasm be gone! Miraculously the ghost disapears.
My hill!
There is no darkness, there is no light, there is only Lasagne!
King Aim has the hill and I am tired.
I drag up a new twenty foot high sculpture of the entire Iron Maiden gang and if you notice each member has signed and so we have original autographs(sigh,)
I bow low before the King and ask 'please may I stay a while and just be a puppet ruler of the hill?' Aim has compassion on me and I fall asleep under the sculpture while he smokes and thinks of ways to deal with Miss Nightshade and the ever ominous Jay.
the hill is mine!...........sort of .........zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz.
Rachel and I have the hill
I realize what I just did, I don't smoke, oh no! I run of in terror of the blasted smoke screen I created!
Rachel now has sole possesion of the hill.
There is no darkness, there is no light, there is only Lasagne!
Rachel has the hill
I conquer the hill while Rachel sleeps and allow her to stay.
Rachel and I have the hill
Piglet and Rachel have the hill
After brushing my teeth and washing my mouth several times to remove the stain of smoking from my mouth, I go back to the hill. Rachel is sleeping harmlessly, but the piglet has to go, I take my Giant Miniature Pocket Knife (TM) and treathen to turn her into pork chops. She runs of in terror.
Rachel is sleeping on the floor, that will not do. The floor is for walking, not sleeping, I lift her up and carry her to the bed, where she can sleep good and proper if she wants. I then proceed to activate all defenses on the hill, making it an unpenetrable fortress.
My hill, and everybody knows the centre of the universe is Aimus' hill!
There is no darkness, there is no light, there is only Lasagne!
Aimus has the hill.
So I take it and it's mine. That simple.
Mil has the hill. I wake up and see his face and thinking it is Scher, I get scared that I have hijacked yet another thread and start screaming. I panic and follow Mil down the hill and up comes King Aim and I tell him all the cows on Mars are under the wrong impression he smokes and have bought him a ton of grass made into cigarettes for his upcoming birthday. The hill is empty. I have failed.
okay...
rachel has the hill
Still brooding over her failure I send in a troop of imps to make the hill flat - making it a plain. Then, through frustation, rachel leaves her [still] corpse ridden hill in pursuit to finding the valley of love... I, conviniently, come aid to the plain[hill] and restore it to it's former glory by planting!!! and of course piling up the dead bodies of those that have died from the imps nasty little antics... Years past and...
I, Shinigami, Goddess of Death and Destruction, own the hell-hill. And anybody who takes MY hill from me better be a sex-God... Ishtar sounds nice today... [Ishtar...mmmm...*drools like Homer Simpson*]
"I'd rather be hated for hu i am, than loved for hu I'm not"
"I may run and hide, but I NEVER tell a lie"
Shinigami, Goddess of Death and Destruction has the hill.
The Dragons know a bit about Death and Destruction themselfs. I call up an old friend, The Ghost of the Dasterdly. Didn't think lady Shinigami really wanted a deadman. And Mr. Arrow is the friendly type at that! She leaves so fast there's an actual hole in the air! The John Denver shrine can stay, I'll errect an Eagles shrine beside it. But the Iron Maiden stuff gets the hottest dragon flame. Mr. Arrow is back off to his ship. MY HILL!
Some of us laugh
Some of us cry
Some of us smoke
Some of us lie
But it's all just the way
that we cope with our lives...
Pen has the hill.
I steal him for a decoy to escape the holding place beyond the grave marked "The Mililalils", and I place his butler in his place to hold the fort until I get out of deaths-ville. I finally get there and spell the steward off.
My hill!!!
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Mililalil has the hill.
Disgusted by the carnage that has gone before, I simply ask him real nice to give me the hill. When he sees the 12-megaton H-bomb I'm carrying on my back, he agrees.
MY HILL!
But the time ain't tall, yet on time you depend
And no word is possessed by no special friend
And though the line is cut it ain't quite the end,
I'll just bid farewell till we meet again.
- Bob Dylan
Yay Beergood. I am very aware of his bomb(you must have a larger back then I remember) so again I resort to my pan pipes and from the bottom of the hill I play a melody from ages upon ages ago and visions of beautiful little blonde girls, such as Beer loves and huge chilled bottles of choice liquor keep floating up to Beer, totally enchanting him. He falls asleep with a silly grin upon his lovely face and I then gingerly deactivate the bomb and after praying over all the dead disemmbled bodies and making a mental note to have 'speaks' with baby Shin I gently drag Beer on to the magic sled I have just majikked up and wheeeeeeeee! away he goes down the hill, hitting nothing and giving Beer even more joy in his happy stupor.
I have the hill.Funny it seems rather lonely up here.
Rachel has the hill.
I call in the extreme hill makeover team, and they remove each and every foul looking thing on the hill, erect a new double sized Iron Maiden shrine next to the much smaller John Denver and Eagles shrines. I surround the shrine with an impenetrable forcefield.
Rachel you can stay on the hill if you like. Just so you know, the centre of the universe is Aimus' Hill!!!!!
MY HILL!
There is no darkness, there is no light, there is only Lasagne!
Aimus has the hill
someone () told the building commition about the Iron madien shrine which is in violation of oh about 20 odd laws so it is confiuscated but aimus wont let go so he is draggedoff the hill with it leaving the hill free for me to claim.
Oh choices choices what music shall I play??
My mission in life is to make YOU smile
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Night has the centre of the universe!
As everyone knows, the centre of the universe is Aimus' Hill. My Hill, after bribing all the right people, they kindly put the maiden shrine back to where it belongs, Right on top of Night, who gets pulverized under the weight of such a grand band.
My Hill, the centre of the universe and all that.
There is no darkness, there is no light, there is only Lasagne!
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