The new ruler of the seven seas, 'The Amazon Queen', is taking sail soon.
Tell us why you should be included in the crew and take the pledge of loyalty to the ship! As the captain, I don't expect you to be loyal to me personality but to the welfare of the ship and her crew.
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"It is not that I am mad; it is only that my head is different from yours.”
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Me, Me, Me!!!!
My record on Stan's ship should speak for itself - I defended that ship from mutiny time and time again. And what do I get for my troubles??? The Captain to hand the ship over to someone else in his absence!!!
Plus I'm a really good cruise director and will find us all the best looting spots.
Do, or do not. There is no try. - Yoda
hahahaha........I am but a mercenary, my sword goes in whichever direction offers me the best at the time. That said I am an accomplished seafarer, and can tie a mean reef knot. So the real question is why should I board here instead of on the other boat (apart from the obvious fact that you lot have an anchor of course).
There once was a scotsman named Drew
Who put too much wine in his stew
He felt a bit drunk
And fell off his bunk
And landed smack into his shoe ~(C) Ms Niamh Anne King
Welcome to the Ship, Papaya! You can rest assured that your loyalty will always be rewarded on our ship!
Two anchors actually!
*displays Stan's anchor proudly*
Also... *points at the name of the ship*
We are all Amazon's here... both in spirit and tradition... Of course, you can always consider joining Stan:
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"It is not that I am mad; it is only that my head is different from yours.”
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Wiat. I've already committed my troth to Stan's ship. Is the Amazon Queen a competing vessel? Can I be on both?
LET THERE BE LIGHT
"Love follows knowledge." – St. Catherine of Siena
My literature blog: http://ashesfromburntroses.blogspot.com/
Is this Amazon ship have any relation to the Greek Amazons? Do the females have to cut off their right breast to join?
Hooooooooooooooooooo
I am the best fighter in this damn world. I can protect Amazon Queen easiy because I can do sword fighting with hundred people alone.
I swear that I would be always loyal to the crew and the ship. I would never let anyone hurt it.
Ooooooooooooooooooooooo
Let me in! Let me in!
I sang of leaves, of leaves of gold, and leaves of gold there grew.
Arrrr....that be nothin'....I've already done poked out my left eye on a dare.Originally Posted by simon
So, what be ya needin', o' Captain of the Queen?? I can swab, fix grub or throw a man overboard, as ye like.
"Don't matter who they are, anybody sets foot in this house, they are company and don't let me catch you remarking on their ways like you were so high and mighty."
~aside to Stan~ I wonder if Scher realizes she got the fake styrofoam anchor?
Por una cabeza
Si ella me olvida
Qué importa perderme
Mil veces la vida
Para qué vivir
Nain! me stay with me Captian! he saved mi life more then just once! i shall be with him! arrrrgggg!!!
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Welcome aboard Pensive and Riesa! We will be delighted to have you among us
Simon> No breat cutting is necessary; however, we can have tattoo the name of the ship!
Riesa> You say you are good at throwing people overboard? Can start with Willow, Virgil and Robin maybe as they are Stan's men!
And tell Robin that we have the real anchor and they have the styrofoam anchor!
OK, now... any suggestions for dinner?
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"It is not that I am mad; it is only that my head is different from yours.”
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Me! Me! MEEE! Uhm... I can't cook much, fencing's not one of my virtues as well, I'm not very loyal, there's this mutiny streek in me, I can't scrub the deck properly, once I tied an anchor and we lost in on the way, another time I tore one of our sails when... OH, I suppose I shouldn't be saying things like that!
There's also a LOT of things I can do... like... I can write and read! Though last time I used that ability it was to plot a mutiny... ah, right, too much information! I can... uhm... I'll get back to you later...
*leaves murmuring to self: there HAS to be something I can do... I can... no, I can't do that... I can... darn, what I can do?*
*runs back*
I beat Stan at billiard once!
*wipes her forehead bathed in perspiration, a smug expression plastered on her face*
I have a plan: attack!
As ye wish, marm....
*grabs all three by their queue strings, begins spinning all three of them in a whirly bird around her head, while singing
"It's great to be a pirate!
Yo-ho, ahoy, ahoy!
And you can be a pirate, too
Even if you're a boy!"
and lets fly....
wipes her hands on her velvet breeches, and says:
"much too easy, I'll be fixing us up some t-bones and vanilla lattes, now Captain!"
*whistles away to the kitchen.*
"Don't matter who they are, anybody sets foot in this house, they are company and don't let me catch you remarking on their ways like you were so high and mighty."
Wow! I'm glad you've decide to join the amazon queen!
Hey, Scher - Jay would be a good addition, as long as we kept a close eye on her... She did beat stan at Billiards...plus there's that readin' and writin' thing..
Do, or do not. There is no try. - Yoda
*is much impressed with Riesa's skills!
Papaya> Not really sure about Jay really! Loyalty is very important and she has no skills... No cooking, deck scrubbing... Don't know really. And do we want someone who can read and write amongst us? 'Ignorance is bliss', they say. What say you, Riesa? Jay, aye or nay?
*whistles blissfully
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"It is not that I am mad; it is only that my head is different from yours.”
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