I have to pee.
I have to pee.
Obsessed with facial symmetry.
My foot hurts.
Obsessed with facial symmetry.
It's 2:28 AM, and I should be sleepier, not likely.
Jehovah's Witnesses just came to the door for the third time. If they come one more time I'm grabbing my hatchet.
Obsessed with facial symmetry.
Hey, they came to my door today as well. That's the second or third time ever (on any door I've been on the other side of), I think.
Never drink a shake consisting of bananas, blueberries, strawberries, protein powder and almond milk unless you can be sure you'll have access to a toilet. Several times.
Obsessed with facial symmetry.
"Be of good cheer, the military-industrial state will soon collapse. Meanwhile we must do everything in our power to oppose, resist, and subvert its desperate aggrandizements. As a matter of course. As a matter of honor."
---Ed Abbey
"The rivers are our brothers. They quench our thirst. The rivers carry our canoes and feed our children...you must give the rivers the kindness you would give your brothers."
---Chief Seattle
F*** yeah!
---Sancho
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Sancho, you're a fine man. I like the cut o' yer jib.
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Aaarrhh!
^pirate talk
Thanks, T.C., and right back at'cha!
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Can things possibly get much better? And by better I mean worse. I'm referring of course to the Republican's presidential debate last night in which they discussed the size one of the candidate's genitalia. I've gotta tell ya, I'll bet Hillary's got a bigger pecker than any of those dudes.
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<sound of me falling over>Originally Posted by Sancho
I didn't see all the references online till today, and I just watched the clips on YT. The words "Oh my God..." hardly seem adequate. I'm sure this kind of thing really strikes fear into Vladimir Putin and ISIS. Oh yeah, I bet they're simply quaking in their boots at the prospect of having to face the wrath of Rubio, Trump, Sanders or Clinton. <eyeroll> Save us.
Obsessed with facial symmetry.
Fun fact: In 1896 Nicephorus Glycas, the 80 year old Bishop of Lesbos, dropped dead. As per the traditions of the Greek Orthodox Church, his body was laid out in state in his church for mourners to shuffle past. On the second day of this activity, the faithful were alarmed when the body suddenly sat bolt upright and demanded to know what everyone was staring at. He then continued in his role of bishop for several more years before taking a second, more successful, run at death.
"I should only believe in a God that would know how to dance. And when I saw my devil, I found him serious, thorough, profound, solemn: he was the spirit of gravity- through him all things fall. Not by wrath, but by laughter, do we slay. Come, let us slay the spirit of gravity!" - Nietzsche
I think I've actually heard this story, long ago, but without the flair and panache that only you, Lokasenna, can bring to it. Thank you for a satisfying chortle. I will now insert an obligatory joke as to how many of our own elected officials have in fact been dead for some time with no one the wiser. There. That's that done. One day I want to learn more about your job, or studies, Lok, baby, as your knowledge base consists of the kind of stuff I wish I had in my head, and I infer a well spent life on your part from it.
For my own random thought of the day, I give you my realization that it will be 70 degrees here next week, say the forecasters, and I'm wondering if I'll be struck at that same moment by Spring Fever, such that I run about my property chasing the turkeys, deer and pheasant in a salacious manner.
Obsessed with facial symmetry.
I would pay good money to see that.
For Sale:
Yep, I took that snap on my cellphone today.
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