Apologies and Life Update

[Lokasenna]

Do let us know when your work gets published, Loka... And enjoy your new found freedom

As always, looking forward to reading your posts.

PS: can't stand Tolkien

I'm glad that leaving the ivory tower hasn't deprived me of intelligent people to shock with my (often repeated) assertion that Tolkien is the greatest literary artist of the 20th century...

College smells better than Tesco.

I don't know about that! Some of the undergraduates have an iffy sense of personal sanitation. I could always tell which of my students had been playing at rugby or rowing before coming to my classes.

My Tesco smells of freshly baked bread most of the time.

They pipe that in artificially, you know.

[Scheherazade]

They pipe that in artificially, you know.

Oh, I realise that... Still beats the "natural" smell of sweat and whoknowswhatelse, no?

[HCabret]

They pipe that in artificially, you know.

Oh, I realise that... Still beats the "natural" smell of sweat and whoknowswhatelse, no?

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha. Oh, Tesco, what would we do without you?