Oil: Irish for "I'll", for example, "Oil just be kissin' the blarney stone to get me some neat learnings for a writing of the divils dictionary"
Blarney
Oil: Irish for "I'll", for example, "Oil just be kissin' the blarney stone to get me some neat learnings for a writing of the divils dictionary"
Blarney
Zoo: A clever ruse by the members of the animal kingdom to observe humans in their urban environment while getting free room and board from them.
Zoom
Blarney: Fled's best friend.
Zoom: That's Zoom, Zee-Double-Oh-Em, Box 350, Boston Mass 02134!
Swordfish
Last edited by Pompey Bum; 02-24-2015 at 06:04 PM.
To this day, forty-some years later, I still can't see a Boston zip code without mentally singing it.Originally Posted by Pompey Bum
Swordfish: The method for men who think rod & line is for sissies.
Plankton
You must be the change you wish to see in the world. -- Mahatma Gandhi
Plankton: A ton of planks, similar to "a cord of wood."
Meter:
Some of us laugh
Some of us cry
Some of us smoke
Some of us lie
But it's all just the way
that we cope with our lives...
Meter The song a crocodile sings before dinner
"So long - it was so nice to meter" *
Crocodile
*This may have been misheard
Crocodile: An ugly creature with a long snout, big teeth and a huge, scaly tail. Some humans, thinking they’ve tamed the beast, put their heads into its opened mouth. This behavior confuses the crocodile. Some humans leave their heads in too long.
Off the Record
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Off the Record - Next morning's headline news.
Tax Haven
Last edited by mal4mac; 02-25-2015 at 01:39 PM. Reason: grammar
Tax haven: a colony of corporate lawyers outside New Haven.
Gastronomy
Gastronomy: What happens after you eat too many beans. Like astronomy, but with more gas.
Transit of Venus
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Transit of Venus: A beautiful lady in gauze who flits across a stage
Mooncalf:
Some of us laugh
Some of us cry
Some of us smoke
Some of us lie
But it's all just the way
that we cope with our lives...
Mooncalf: What the cow who jumped over left behind.
Battery
You must be the change you wish to see in the world. -- Mahatma Gandhi
A monastery of bats. All monasteries in England since Henry VIII turfed out those pesky priests.
chess
Chess: A game that tests your intellectual capacity to focus on something irrelevant.
Baby Boomer
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Baby Boomer - flourishing infant
Intellectual
Exit, pursued by a bear.
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