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    Valentine's Day: A second chance at disaster for husband's who remembered their anniversaries.

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    Leopard: Rapidly vanishing member of a feline family whose only predator is foolish people. 2) Large predatory cat that is on your sidewalk when you walk out explaining to your kid, "Look it is only a little Bleeping Bleep of a Bleep!"

    Hunting:
    Some of us laugh
    Some of us cry
    Some of us smoke
    Some of us lie
    But it's all just the way
    that we cope with our lives...

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    Hunting: Looking for something that will likely show up on its own once you are sober.

    Hell Hole

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    Quote Originally Posted by YesNo View Post
    Hunting: Looking for something that will likely show up on its own once you are sober.


    Hell Hole: Impolite term for a heck hole.

    Brazen

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    Brazen: Bold enough to get attention, dumb enough to want it.

    Quick Question:

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    Quote Originally Posted by YesNo View Post
    Brazen: Bold enough to get attention, dumb enough to want it.
    Quick Question: An interrogative generally requiring a long answer.

    Jellyfish:

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    Jellyfish: An ancient line of creatures humiliated by humans when they are grounded on a beach.

    Narcissist:

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    Narcissist: One in love with oneself, said to be a extreme form of mental illness, but sadly it must be a problem a LOT ofpeople have!

    Obsessive:
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    that we cope with our lives...

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    Obsessive: An anxiety disorder where the afflicted admit they are nuts but they can’t get their minds to stop futzing about something. Sometimes they try ritual, “compulsive” activity like cleaning the kitchen again and again and again to stop their minds, which has a possible upside for the slobs in the family who can’t believe how clean the kitchen looks, but it does get in the way when one of the slobs is trying to make lunch. Sometimes they do stuff that has no upside whatsoever like constantly washing their hands in the bathroom which can be disturbing especially when one of the slobs prepared some questionable food for the others resulting in long waiting lines outside the bathroom. A ritual activity that is understandably rarely tried because the afflicted are sure it won’t work, and it probably won’t, is to sit still when their minds go bonkers and enjoy the ride. However, almost no one does this because it is far more fun to clean the kitchen which probably needs it after a slob has just made lunch.

    Sociopath:

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    Sociopath: One who conscience wandered off the beaten path so early that it's like they weren't born with one

    Fear:
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    Quote Originally Posted by YesNo View Post
    Narcissist
    Per Gore Vidal, someone who is better looking than you are.

    Fear: Wisdom on drugs.

    Self-righteousness

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    Self-Righteousness: Feeling justified enough to beat the living daylights out of an innocent bystander.

    Co-dependence

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    Co-dependence: A mutually debilitating relationship between rustler and cattle. No wait, that's cow dependence...

    Altruism

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    Altruism: Sharing so everyone can have a good time.

    Attention

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    Attention: A finite resource whose apparent deficit is the 21st century equivalent of "My dog ate it."

    Terrorism

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